If you plan your day around GTL, getting "crunked," or something equally "fresh" (it hurts just to write) then Maryam Rahimi has something for you.

The young MontrĂŠaler is the brains behind "Lake Shore," a new reality TV show featuring eight cast members who move into a house together. Toronto will provide the backdrop for this fist-pumping adventure of sorts.

Auditions are July 16 and 17 at Frequency Nightclub, so beware the reflective glare of metallic stilettos in the area between 2p.m. and 9p.m. All are invited to "come and chill out."

Not since Torontonian Justin "R-Rated" Rego was booted off The Bachelorette has the city had the opportunity for such widespread glory. Oh, I guess there's JacLife.

More audition information is available on the Lake Shore website.