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Billy Bob Thornton is Not a Morning Person
Today on CBC Radio's Q, actor Billy Bob Thornton and his band the Boxmasters were very awkwardly interviewed by host Jian Ghomeshi. Mostly because Billy Bob is not a morning person who carries drums around.
Recorded at an early time this morning (around 6am, it would seem), it becomes obvious rather quickly that lead vocalist Billy Bob had gotten out of the wrong side of the bed, then realized that someone had shit in his cornflakes, and then ended up with a huge pickle up his ass when he sat in the Q studio chair.
Ghomeshi handles it well, all things considered. From Thornton's nonsensical ramblings, to his cursing, to his awkward (and kinda evil) eying, Jian appears only mildly fazed and wavers only slightly before attempting to declare a truce and get back to the interview. But it's painful to watch.
In some ways, Jian's ordeal reminds me of the infamous interview of crankypants Sigur Ros on NPR, except in Jian's case his questions were apparently too relevant rather than piss poor.
Billy Bob: You are not Tom Petty. And I'm filing this one in film. Even though it probably should be in the music category. You're a better actor than you are musician or interviewee, that's for sure.
The Boxmasters play Toronto at Massey Hall tonight and tomorrow night, opening for the legendary Willie Nelson. Hopefully Billy Bob is well rested and in good spirits for the band's performances.
UPDATE: April 11th:
Here's what Billy Bob had to say to the audience at Massey Hall, about the incident on CBC radio. He calls Ghomeshi an asshole and claims that he doesn't like sensationalism, and his little rant is met with as much booing as cheers.


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If I had ever had any interest in this diva, it would have disappeared with that interview.
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at least BBT does not give a cookie cutter interview
It also seems that he's more pissed at Jian for suggesting that music was his 'first love'. When Jian asks 'is it because I mentioned you were an actor'. Billy Bob says, yeah, that too. I'm still not really sure why this is something to be angry about.
There's many, many more interesting and more talented bands out there to interview.
It should be "fazed," not "phased."
Meanwhile it looks like the pussy Bill Bob wants a cookie cutter interview where only approved questions get asked. He may as well write the questions. No question about acting were asked, it was all music. He just wants advertising. He could have talked about music all this time.
Ironically the only reason we know who he is is because of his acting. The other guys seemed, nice, although very embarrassed.
I thought Jian did a great job. 6am or not, the band's getting free publicity. They could have easily declined the interview if they didn't want to get up so early.
Oh, and Jian commented on "Q" this morning that the interview was live to air beginning at 10am EST, not 6am as our friend BBT commented.
Hey, at least some great publicity for the CBC!
The YouTube video now has over 400,000 views and close to 5,000 comments. You can't buy publicity like this. Maybe BBT knew what he was doing all along?
Jian should have said, 'Nobody *really* gives a shit about your music, you did one good movie and went on to fuck your movie career, and screwed up your relationship with the hottest woman on the planet. Jian then should have thrown his ass out of the studio.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090411/ap_on_en_mu/canada_people_billy_bob_thornton
But what do you expect from an ignorant, self-important, marginally talented, drunk hillbilly like BBT?
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<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2009-04-10-billy-bob-cancels-rest-of-canadian-tour" target="_blank">Perez Hilton</a> preferred the term "complete douche."
Personally, I think he just had a drumstick up his arse. I wonder how George Strombo would've reacted had he tried to pull this stunt on The Hour? Maybe it would've ended in fisticuffs. I'd put my money on Strombo.
Go Jian, Canada loves you!
The Boxmasters sound like a decent enough band but BBT is like a poor man's Tom Petty and practically talks his way through those mediocre songs.
Hillbilly-blended-with-British-Invasion is one of the most recycled garbage concepts I've ever heard. Even if BBT weren't a dickweed his bandmates do a superb job of saying, in so many words, "Pass us by, please! We really are the same old shit." If it weren't for BBT's acting/writing career no one would care about his band (just as I don't really like his solo album, Private Radio, but bought it anyway years ago), and since he starts digging this on-air grave all by himself, no interviewer can help but nail him from that angle.
Fuck Billy Bob Thornton. He's Hollywood, not Hillbilly. I'm from Arkansas. I'm in a band. I wouldn't be caught dead talking or playing like that. Fuck Billy Bob Thornton.
Maybe he was still working through his two cases of Bud Light or the bottle of Jack Daniels before the Q interview?
Also, If we can't take some unkind words from an irrelevant celebrity then maybe he should have called us 'pussies' too on top of everything else he said.