The Simmer Down EMERGENCY Broadcast System

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The Simmer Down EMERGENCY Broadcast System
@ Augusta House
152a Augusta Ave

w/Mogpaws, VJAM, ELMAN, El Machetero, El Inca Negro,
Aguacate del Diablo y MC Jaba Gnu

A spontaneous Afro-Latin Soul, Ska, Reggae & Dancehall showdown of sorts. In addition, tis the birthday of the lovely Hasina!

Wouldn't you know it, a Friday night vacancy has arisen at the local discoteque. "Uh Oh!" exclaimed the disc jockeys responsible for providing the party...

"Who the hell would come on such short notice? By the hooves of Bambi we have ourselves a problem!"

Solution: Gather elite force (Tropa de Elite) to thrust recordings at people via speaker system. Wear glasses that make every person look like 2 people. Drink in combination with dance.

Call your friends, drug your neighbours and drag them out. Bring stray cats you find in alleys. If you're in a public place, grab everyone in the vicinity by the hair, haul them over and tell them it's for their own good. If they don't have hair or the hair separates from the head, go for the crotch.

Music located below

http://simmer_down.podomatic.com

http://dosmundos.podomatic.com/


Stay well, come if you can

sincerely,

Mogpaws, VJAM, ElMan, El Machetero, El Inca Negro,
Aguacate del Diablo & MC Jaba Gnu