Sideshow Cafe
1300 Gerrard St E.
Phone: Not available
I had a feeling about you, Sideshow Cafe. The name (obviously) was what did it for me straightaway. However, I tend to be wrong about these things, so I tried to keep my expectations in check. Thus, your name and all of its freaky promise was put on the back-burner of my mind, nearly forgotten.
It has since been replaced with a number: "1300" and a crossing street: Greenwood. This, I know, is where I am to get off the (College) streetcar that I take everywhere, everyday, but never this far East on Gerrard. I am excited. I keep eyes peeled for the typical markers, signals of a new hotspot. That being new and hot... well, anything, really.
With nary a music or clothing store, nor independent grocer in sight, I am taken aback when two signs simultaneously catch my eye: "free wi-fi" and "circus lessons", on adjoining storefronts across the street. This is when my belly gets that twitchy feeling - the feeling that I had arrived, and that the destination was already sparking my imagination.
The feeling that when they say "sideshow", these guys might actually mean it. I find this incredibly refreshing, as people rarely mean anything anymore. Rest assured that they so do. Super-nice Erica behind the counter tells me that the cafe's been open for under two months, but the building dates back to 1914- when it was the site of an actual circus(!!).
By this time, the info is not exactly shocking, but thrilling nonetheless.This fact is played upon with a confident subtlety; you can practically feel the history vibrating in the walls and it speaks for itself.
A few carefully chosen and casually displayed knickknacks convey this vibe. The tinny (in a good way), old-tyme (pronounced "time-y") music brings it home hardcore. In my head, it is coming from of an antique radio, but in reality, I can see that the culprit is a trusty modern-day Macbook, which I somehow still like anyway (being the whiny PC-user I am).
The aforementioned "circus lessons" are courtesy of the place next door, which is really just an extension of the cafe (or probably vice versa), a few steps by the cash register leading up to a door. A semi-costumed, stilts-carrying member of this troupe comes in and uses these stairs to enter a presumed rehearsal space while my curiosity kills me. My friendly server also goes in at one point, and I all I can think is: "what is going on in there?!"
The excitable child in me, with a flair for sequins and curled mustaches (on other people, and as sported by the co-performer outside) absolutely has to see and know.
The grown-up coffee drinker realizes that these guys are probably very busy and working very hard and that the term "circus" is entirely commonplace to them, though it is clearly not to me. I decide against making a scene.

Luckily, my Americano ($2) courtesy of Alternative Grounds, is good enough to re-direct my attention to the matter at hand, and the choice of treats is wide-ranging enough to occupy my restlessness.
I ask for a recommendation, but deep down I knew it had to be the lemon/raspberry square ($2). Everything looks very homemade; the saran-wrap disturbing my snack's aesthetics, but preserving the crumbly goodness which is, admittedly, a little light on the lemon. Very sweet, as she warned me, but naturally so.
Everything about this place feels natural. Such a theme could, in many other establishments, seem a little contrived. But these guys pull it off beautifully, and genuinely.
The space is small-ish, but very inviting; clearly old and paint-chipped, but it feels fresh and vibrant. It has- and this is not a compliment I throw around very often- true character.
Sideshow Cafe is effortlessly cool, which you should know is the only real kind anyway.

Comments (7)
I passed this place on the weekend on my way to the beach from Jones Ave and there was a lineup outside the door and all the way down the bock for "Centre of Gravity" which was just next door... I remember seeing some very interesting costumes and very happy people... the fact that is appears to be a circus school of some kind would explain a lot! Thanks for reminding me I was going to look up what was going on (as I love when stuff is happening in my neighbourhood..) I can't wait to start frequenting this cafe!
Before this cafe opened this space was a garishly lit barbershop that never seemed to have customers but was always filled with teenagers hanging around watching a tiny tv.
Centre of Gravity is a beautiful facility. We had our closing party for FITC there this year and it was fantastic. It's the home to Zero Gravity Circus who perform all over the city. If you can catch a show there you totally should.
I'm glad that Sideshow Cafe is putting a storefront on this wonderful facility.
It is great to see Centre of Gravity continue to expand and engage more of the community. The place is rough and ready, they approach the place with creative flare, and the goodies are creatively sourced, too!
Quite wonderful to have a couple of espresso joints within walking distance - a welcome break and a nice friendly place to hang out. The hours go to 11pm(!) on Wednesday as Centre of Gravity has open nights then, and 8pm other nights%2
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Cheers
Go and have a cafe and see art
Some of My art works are showing for the next few weeks at sideshow cafe @1300 Gerrard street east. You are all invited to go and see them and have a great cup of coffee.
And it really is a great cup of Coffee...Maybe take a circus lesson two.
I have been into Sideshow a couple of times. It's memorable for the adjoining clown training theater or whatever, but not for the coffee. You could do worse. But it's not really happening here. The baristas I've dealt with aren't properly trained or terribly interested in their work and that really kills the fun in a coffee shop like this. In a big chain, it's not any less disappointing when you get that, but it's perhaps more expected. Then again, You often get good service in a big chain outlet even if the products are blah.
This is actually in my horrible neighborhood. There's also Ideal Coffe (or is that I Deal Coffee; I don't know) further south, on Queen, and, while the owner acts like she's passionate and knowledgable about her coffee, it doesn't translate into a great cup or much in the way of passionate and knowledgeable discussion of coffee.
I'm not lucky.
But at least I can trip around Toronto and find great cafes. There's still only a handful of truly dazzling cafes.











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