If you've been captivated by the Segway ever since its presence first caused techno-geeks to salivate (or from the moment you saw Niles boastfully riding one on Frasier), here's your chance to get a piece of the action.

At the Segway Dealer Store & Tour, located in Distillery District, you can try out something that you will never be able to afford to own. For just $10, you can get a "quick orientation and ride," and for a fleeting moment, feel cooler than all your friends.

A quick taste not enough? To become a master of the height of transportation technology, $25 will buy you a "half-hour training and certification." Or for $59, you can add on a one-hour tour of the Distillery, all while enjoying the thrill of your cute and oh-so-nifty Segway.

Call 1-866-405-TOUR (8687) for reservations or scoot on over to 55 Mill Street to get your ride on.

Photo courtesy of Segway Ontario