File this under "sports I hope not to see my daughter participating in", the Pillow Fight League (PFL) will be having open tryouts tomorrow at The Gladstone Hotel. The PFL is a girls-only league, and applicants with lots of stamina between the ages of 18-35 are invited to compete in front of a live audience. Consider this the preliminary round, as those who make it will fight again on January 12th for a chance at the championship in New York City on January 19th. Wear comfortable clothes and running shoes (no high heels; last thing the league needs is for someone to get impaled). PFL fans are invited; cover charge for the event is 5$, and the bar is open. Try your best not to slip on the drool on the floor.

The auditions start at 1pm tomorrow, and run until 5pm. Pillows are provided. For more information, contact the league via email at thepfl@gmail.com, or call 416.203.2389. Be sure to think of an awesome name for yourself before you show up.

Gladstone Hotel - 1214 Queen W. 416.531.4635

YouTube video of Lynn Somnia vs Sister Resistor courtesy of Lynn Somnia's boyfriend