Today in Toronto you have amazing choices for free ways to pass your time. First, big news for art lovers: the brand new Aga Khan Museum for Islamic art has launched Free Wednesdays Initiative: admission is free between 4-8pm. Check out our photo gallery here. Movie Night at the Garrison is back on Dundas West with Office Space and Beavis and Butthead Do America.

But like. Stuff sucks, hey? Lean in to the winter. Tuck your head into Unlovable to hear all Morrissey, all night. Toronto has some fucked up monthlies, but this mad journey into Smiths territory might top the list. It's free, because no one would pay for this kind of misery. Or would they... Erotic story telling monthly and podcast Tell Me Something Good returns at the Gladstone, so your tantalizing/hilarious sexy stories will be rated by a panel of judges - finally. For more events, click on over to our events section.

• Art: Aga Khan Museum Free Wednesdays Initiative (Aga Khan)
• Sadness: Smiths is Dead (Unlovable)
• Lit: Tell Me Something Good: March Sexy Storytelling (Gladstone)
• Comedy: Holodeck Follies (Social Capital)
• Lit: Brockton Writers Series (Full of Beans)
• Music: Liquid Karaoke (Bambi's)
• Comedy: The Red Panty Diaries (Comedy Bar)
• Dance: Zata Omm's vox:lumen (Harbourfront Centre)
• Free Movies: Movie Night at the Garrison (Garrison)

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