Royal Stompbox presents:

A VERY METAL/PUNK X-MAS MIXTAPE MASSACRE!

Friday, Dec 16th @ 9:00pm

Tickets: $8

Combo ticket with JINGLE BELL ROCKS: $12

https://www.facebook.com/events/341437559563868/

Gabba gabba ho ho ho, char the chestnuts and up the irons, because there’s no PRESENTS FOR YOU this holiday shopping season! The Royal has stitched together a demented mash-up riff-fest of the most glorious seasonally appropriate punk/metal video clips, battered & bruised with plenty of nutmeg-and-rum soaked holiday cheer!

From Slayer’s Christmas light show to Devo wishing you a merry something, from Christopher Lee’s power metal carols to hurling Christmas trees off rooftops, The Royal invites you to don your leathers, prepare for the end of the year/world, give a heave-ho middle finger to Ol’ Saint Nick, crush a few pints of eggnog, eat a whole Advent calendar in 5 minutes, and join us for a 90-minute brass knuckle circle pit of Christmas cheer!

ONE NIGHT ONLY!!