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Royal Stompbox: "A Very Metal/Punk X-Mas Mixtape Massacre!"
Royal Stompbox presents:
A VERY METAL/PUNK X-MAS MIXTAPE MASSACRE!
Friday, Dec 16th @ 9:00pm
Combo ticket with JINGLE BELL ROCKS: $12
Gabba gabba ho ho ho, char the chestnuts and up the irons, because there’s no PRESENTS FOR YOU this holiday shopping season! The Royal has stitched together a demented mash-up riff-fest of the most glorious seasonally appropriate punk/metal video clips, battered & bruised with plenty of nutmeg-and-rum soaked holiday cheer!
From Slayer’s Christmas light show to Devo wishing you a merry something, from Christopher Lee’s power metal carols to hurling Christmas trees off rooftops, The Royal invites you to don your leathers, prepare for the end of the year/world, give a heave-ho middle finger to Ol’ Saint Nick, crush a few pints of eggnog, eat a whole Advent calendar in 5 minutes, and join us for a 90-minute brass knuckle circle pit of Christmas cheer!
ONE NIGHT ONLY!!