DUDEBOX IS FUCKING DEAD IX
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*Party starts at 8pm*
In all the depths of human horror, one name stands out as the epitome of terror…
DUDEBOX IS FUCKING DEAD IX.
“IX” y’alllll that shit means 9 and you definitely didn’t know that cause you only learned to count the regular way and will forever have to google Roman Numerals like the normal-ass freak that you are, muah-ha-ha-ha wait that’s not that bad.
But whyyyyy are you wearing that stupid pair of pants when you could be wearing pumpkins and being a pumpkin thing? A PUMPKIN THING COME ON. We’re living in a pre-apocolyptic time and you’re wearing pants!!?? We’ve got until 2030 to turn this whole motherfucking ship around and you’re like “I guess I’ll just wear Levi’s”???!!!!???
Yo put some goddamn pumpkins on or we’re done. Moving on…
There’s a party happening and it happens every year and now this is the 9th year so what else can be said other then “people seem to like it” and “all the money goes to charity” and then list a bunch of things in point form like
→ music
→ kisses
→ an abandoned secret venue
→ scary faces by accident
→ scary faces on purpose
→ pumpkin pants finally everywhere
→ petty arguments
→ eventually dancing becoming the only viable solution
And that kind of thing. Plus lots of drinks that have alcohol and some good ones that don’t. Plus a sound system that is too big for the space but we got it anyways.
Come. Be nice to the door people. Make friends with goblins. Make out with orcs. Admit that you have a Lord of the Rings fetish and be done with it, literally nobody gives a shit about your LOTR fetish except you, your Mom and the guy who played Gollum and also King Kong and also the South African-ish villain from Black Panther.
DUDEBOX IS FUCKING DEAD IX. Saturday October 27th. 8pm-4am. 252 Parliament St. 19+.
SOUNDS BY:
→ Justin "Living Dead" Lee
→ Bonita “Last Words” Lunez b2b Aegis
→ Minzi “Ride To Hell” Roberta
→ James “Wears A Cape” Redi b2b Jon “Does Not Wear Capes, Period” Chetty
→ Shaine “Kill All Humanz” CRSB
→ More comingggg
Shouts to the homies at Absolut for being here with us.
We always donate 100% of profits to charity. This time we’re supporting:
1) Pieces to Pathways www.breakawayaddictions.ca
2) Shelter Movers www.sheltermovers.com
For sponsorship hit:
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-The venue is accessible and we’re renting a portable accessible washroom
-There will be loud music and lighting effects in various parts of the event
-This is not a nut free event
-Harassment of any kind will not be tolerated
-Love conquers all
