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Amateur Strip Night Judged By Drag Queens: Holiday Edition
IF YOU AINT SHOWIN IT, WE THROW COAL
It is Holidays. We are looking for your dirty takes on the pervy Santas, s/m krumpuses ? and polished festivus poles.
This is literally the only way we can get into the spirit of the holidays. We've tried every other way and nothing works. Melt our cold, black jaded hearts with your genitals. Get that spending dough. Come be a clog in the capitalist gingerbread house.
You may get a trophy to use in the awkward moment when people come over to your house for the first time and you don't know what to say so they ask what's this and then you explain and then you can guage their reactions if they are the one.
But they won't be because you will be ours as our love for you springs eternal.
As always, In terms of strip we are open to wide interpretation. The more ridiculous the better. All genders & orientations encouraged.
Show Begins at Midnight
5 Acts Intermission 5 Acts
$100 to the winner
$50 to the shoulda been winner
$25 x 2 to the dishonourable mentions
Claim a spot to perform a song in the Comments.
Tell us your song.
PM if you are shy.
If you pre-register to perform, no cover for you!
There will be last minute slots in person with time permitting.
Doors at 10
Stripping 1200 / Intermission too!
Fierce Judgement rendered by
Allysin "Two Balding Elves Stuck in the Dress" Chaynes
Jacklynne "Prepared for the show by falling down the chimney" Hyde
& Adam "Old Twinky Elf" the DJ
Windows will be covered by the street to prevent lookie-loos. Security on-site.