What are the worst Toronto pickup lines?
When searching for the creepiest pickup lines in Toronto, we stopped short of hitting up local sleazebags-of-note who will remain nameless. Still, between our team and our Twitter followers, we were able to amass a cringe-worthy collection of the not good, the very bad, and the hideously ugly.
While some consider the TTC fair game for hitting on strangers, it's amazing just how many opportunities there are to misuse public transit in pursuit of affection. Then, there's Drake. There's always Drake.
Here are the worst pickup lines in Toronto, ever.
@blogTO "I'm more reliable and come faster than the TTC, Babe."— Stephanie Borin (@stephborin) March 14, 2015
@blogTO do you work at Hydro One? because when you walked in all the lights went out— jÂ±s (@jhomarsumajit) March 25, 2015
@blogTO I got a long branch.— photoBlair (@photoblair) March 14, 2015
@blogTO You should be an exhibit at the AGO because you're a piece of Art— MUSE (@babyymuse) March 25, 2015
@blogTO "I'm a hockey player." And "I know a guy who used to play for the Leafs."— Samus Aran (@brokenerdgirl) March 14, 2015
@blogTO Baby I'll make you my YorkU subway extension... you'll still be coming after all these years.— UBER NF Driver (@Uber_NF_Driver) March 25, 2015
Then, there's this - so bad it's almost good, but then... just bad.
And finally... no words.
What's the worst Drake-themed pickup line you've heard thus far? Let us know in the comments.
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