Rob Ford Crack Pipe

'Tis the season for Rob Ford crack pipes

It took a while, but enterprising companies have finally realized that the lack of Rob Ford-branded crack pipes on the market is a consumer tragedy that must be remedied. A few days ago we discovered that the folks over at Hot Pop Factory were playing around with 3D prints of a pipe fashioned in the Mayor's likeness, though we're not sure you'd actually want to smoke anything out of them.

That's not the case for the latest product destined for the market. Dubbed the Mr. Mayor Crack Pipe, it's made out of ceramic and ready for the rock(s) of your choice. As far as looks go, this thing is one fine crack pipe, and much more true to Ford's appearance than the shockingly popular bobblehead dolls. You might even say that the image on the pipe looks like the Mayor in one of his drunken rages. He even exhales smoke from the fury burning inside of him...

Rob Ford Crack Pipe

There's not much information available about the company making these crack pipes, which are naturally being positioned as limited edition art pieces. Ditto for the date that they'll be released. So you'll have to stick with your run of the mill glass pipe for now, but check the website for updates should you just need to have this thing. And for more outlandish Rob Ford products, check out our merch roundup.


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