Ass, Boobs, Short-Shorts, Sport-Mesh All Make an Appearance at Designer Travis Taddeo's LG Fashion Week Show

I like skimpy clothing. High-cut, low-cut, short, scandalous--I love it all.

It's not my fault that I was impressed at an early age by the gaudiest of Versace and Gucci and Dolce & Gabbana! ("Briony loves short-shorts," Danielle Meder of Final Fashion teased as we watched the parade of ass rolling down the runway.)

This is why I dug Travis Taddeo's new collection. There was a lot of ass involved. And boobs.

In a sporty, sexy spring collection, Taddeo showed again why he is one of the more skin-obsessed designers working right now. (He's also pretty hot. In the face.)

Seemingly taking his cues from the slutty-yet-sporty campers of the cult classic Sleepaway Camp , the collection featured sport-mesh as trim and material, and cut-off tops, short-shorts, and cutout bodysuits. It's like baseball practice meets porn!

Racerback tops and cut-off shirts with linebacker-like shoulder pads continued the spring trend of draped tanks and the prominent shoulder, while silk drawstring shorts and halterneck rompers were pieces that would work just as well for evening, showing that Taddeo is at least a little versatile.

Little space-age frocks are big this season, and Taddeo delivered a few as well: his take included a black leather bustier-dress, and a sassy little jersey number with a back cut-out accessorized by fierce fur bandoliers.

And finally? A high-cut, plunging, cutout leather thong bodysuit. I'm not sure where even I could wear it, but hot damn did it look good.

Photos by Mitch Orsatti.