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Hot Girl-on-Girl Action Jackson

Posted by Jenny / November 11, 2006

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It was my first girl-on-girl experience and I felt like I was a 15-year-old boy. Again.

Clumsy hands, awkward posture, not knowing what to do exactly. It brought back horrible images of high school -- making out with my first boyfriend in my bed at my parents', nervous laughter and me apologizing for maybe doing things wrong.

I met this girl and her dominating boyfriend off someone off Craigslist. Word of mouth from strangers -- that's weird enough. She and I got together one night and on her bed, she started to kiss me on the lips. Her, being completely bisexual and experienced, she wore the pants between the two of us.

Her lips were softer than any boy's I had ever touched and I was somewhat taken aback with the sensation. She undid her bra. Then mine. Oh my god. This is the first pair of live breasts I've seen besides the gym changeroom. I was slightly embarassed and kinda shyed away for a second.

Eventually, the two of us sat there naked with a moment's silence. Some giggling occurred.

"Yeah, it can be kinda awkward...let's just go with it," she urged.

I've always been curious about what it'd be like to be with another woman, which is why I decided to try this and keep an open mind. My first choice, however, I know would be with a guy. I think Margaret Cho said it best: "I'll eat that if they don't have what I really want."

So I went down.

Now, this is where I felt like I was 15 again especially. Sure, I have these parts myself, but all girls are different. Things that feel good to me might not to her. So I started lapping away the vinegary juices off not just at her clit, but around the entire area. I thought of what would feel good. And at some points I felt like Johnny football hero as her hips rose and my hands squeezed her thighs harder as they began to close around my head. I kept doing what I was doing, but then like pigeon smacking against a window, it halted. She loosened up and I started feeling helpless.

Then I saw her yawn. Oh god. This is awful.

She gave me 30 mins. to try and make her climax and I failed miserably. But in turn, she gave me some pointers as she tried to make me cum. And she did pretty effortlessly. The funny thing is it didn't really matter that it was a girl going down on me. It could've easy been Kang or Kodos and it probably would've felt the same -- including the alien goo.

I now have a higher respect for guys who are orally gifted. It's definitely harder than it looks.

Photo: God is For Suckers

Discussion

23 Comments

Sameer Vasta / November 11, 2006 at 10:19 am
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Now that's a great read for a Saturday morning. =)

jerrold / November 11, 2006 at 02:08 pm
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Gooooooood morning, Toronto! :)
August / November 11, 2006 at 02:11 pm
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I think I'm in love.

Okay, maybe not. But definitely better than the back pages of the local weeklies.
Matt / November 11, 2006 at 02:17 pm
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Any column that can work in a first time lesbian experience AND a Simpsons reference is Pulitzer-worthy in my book!
gareth / November 11, 2006 at 02:34 pm
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BlogTO turned into a hardcore sex blog so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Gloria / November 11, 2006 at 03:15 pm
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I know I'm going to get flak for this ... but I didn't really get the point of this. It would've been improved with some kind of extra reflection, or some kind of personal comment. As it is, the bulk of it is just describing oral sex. I can get that elsewhere.
Jenny / November 11, 2006 at 07:15 pm
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Isn't the whole thing a personal comment -- guys are always self-conscious when it comes to going down on girls -- getting lost down there. Thought it might be interesting to have a girl getting lost down there too.
jerrold / November 11, 2006 at 07:20 pm
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I like to think that I know my way around. We don't all get lost.
Gloria / November 11, 2006 at 11:34 pm
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A girl getting lost isn't really surprising if she's never given oral sex to another girl. Unless she's been practising via autofellatio ...

Just because I'm female doesn't mean I know what every female likes. I think that's a fairly obvious conclusion.

But hey, if that knowledge turns on ... I mean ... comforts guys, that's cool.
liberta / November 12, 2006 at 05:56 pm
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yeah, not really seeing the point of this. "girl-on-girl action" is fun and all, but is that really the point of a TO blog? its a sure sign of lack of decent content when a blog resorts to sex to get readership...
Gloria / November 12, 2006 at 06:16 pm
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Oh! My mistake ... that would be "autocunnilingus." I guess because it's rather rare, I tend to default to its more common counterpart.
Filip / November 12, 2006 at 11:30 pm
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I wish I was there..
Matt / November 13, 2006 at 09:54 am
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Autocunnilingus? Really? You learn something new every day. And I thought autofellatio was hard!
anon / November 15, 2006 at 12:48 pm
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a new low for blogto, if that is possible.
Erin Goog / November 18, 2006 at 07:26 pm
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Do you want to cancel our next appointment where I come over to your house and put a gun to your head to force you to read blogTO? Just send me an e-mail to reschedule.
Jenny / November 19, 2006 at 07:12 pm
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Geez...
rotenblog / November 24, 2006 at 03:26 pm
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Jenny, that was one of the bravest and most intimate things I've ever read on a blog. F**k these commenters who don't get it or don't have the guts to be this open themselves. F**k the commenters who can't appreciate that some might find this insightful. F**k the commenters who think this is porn.

I say keep posting and don't look back...
b / November 30, 2006 at 05:59 am
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while I dont think this posting is of any constructive value to the concept of BlogTO (Tim Shore where are you on this?), as a piece of writing itself it was well crafted to take a situation which most people can't be mature about and put it in a form that alludes to some artistic and creative writing.
rotenblog / December 4, 2006 at 02:00 pm
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wow. a commenter with something interesting to say. shocking. thanks B!

although i've gotta give props to Erin Goog. loved that comment!
Gloria / December 4, 2006 at 03:33 pm
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Interesting? Or just something you agree with? I think I constructed my comment fairly. I won't defend other comments, but it's the couple of ones in "defense" of the article that seemed to have really crossed the line.

Gun to the head? Right. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself? Right. Way over the top.
Matt / December 7, 2006 at 11:27 pm
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I think her point was more "if you don't like it, no one's forcing you to read it," but I guess I can see how it could get saddled with "over the top."
Jenny / December 9, 2006 at 07:36 pm
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I wrote another post today about a personal masturbation story and Tim took it down - I can see where he's coming from as with the people who didn't like this post. It's not Toronto-focused enough.

But, I just don't know how stories can continue to be personal if the central focus is being on-the-street somewhere in the city. Or the focus on a sex educator based in Toronto, etc. with little anecdotes of your own experiences. Matt and I wanted to do a mix of both. The events, books, educators, products and some of our own stories.

Sex usually stays in the bedroom, right? Are you saying it should it be kept that way? Suggestions?

I wrote that article as an experience. I like reading about others' and learning from them - different scenarios are interesting to me. But if you guys want to keep it strictly events, news, etc...I'm all ears.
Steve / June 9, 2007 at 10:33 am
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it is 2007, right? Some of the comments sound like 1957 calling.
"Mom, what's that?"
"Nothing! Now go back to your' violent video game"

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