JULY 9TH COMEDY BAR 7:30 PM $5 STAND UP COMEDY

Finally, after months of boredom, a shining light of hope has risen from the eternal bummer of summer. It is my pleasure to present SUMMERTIME RADNESS:

HEADLINED by:

Matt O'Brien:

Winner of MTV's Spring Break 1996 Best Beach Body competition

and FEATURING:

Nigel Grinstead:

Nominee for the 2004 Paul Martin award for Luciousest Lips

Darren Springer:

Current Feather-weight Champion in elbow licking Left arm division

and Meg MacKay:

World's Most Dazzling Cart Wheel as voted by the SCGA

and hosted by smelly old me Selby Nixon

Wednesday July 9th ,7:30, at the Comedy Bar, all for the low low price of 5 bucks. Tell your Ma, tell your Pa, tell your landlord, please just tell anyone and please please come I don't wanna be embarrassed in front of my nephew Mason again.

Poster by Alex Blackwell