If I had $1,000,000 I could pay BNL's Steven Page's bail 100 times

Posted by Steve
Filed in Music
July 15, 2008

Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies - Big Ass Coke Freak?Oh, how the mighty fall! It seems Steven Page, squeaky clean front man for the squeaky clean Scarborough band Barenaked Ladies, ran afoul of the authorities in upstate New York and has been charged with possession of cocaine.

As luck and irony would have it, the arrest comes as BNL celebrate the release of their first full-length album for children, Snack Time. There's no word yet from Disney whether this will affect BNL's participation in the Disney Music Block Party / PLAYSKOOL Play Aid Benefit Concert on Long Island later this summer.

It appears that Page and an American female were partying like rock stars in the quaint little village of Fayetteville, New York near Syracuse on Friday when their actions aroused the suspicions of the local authourities who just happened to be looking through the window at the time.

According to Capt. Bill Bleyle of the Manlius Police Department in New York State, "It looked like they were engaged in something."

That something turned out to be drugs. A capsule full of white powder turned out to be cocaine, and a search of the premises turned up more coke as well as some marijuana, presumably to help take the edge off.

A short while later, another female resident of the crime scene who was not there at the time was also arrested on related charges.

BNL's manager, Terry McBride, has declined to comment while the matter is still before the courts. Page has been released on $10,000 bail and is scheduled to appear in court this Thursday, when he'll have to (pardon the expression) face the music.

Photo by BlogTO Flickr pooler raptortheangel

Bubba on July 15, 2008 at 9:32 PM

Snack Time has a whole new meaning now!
Hey Kids can you spell the word Cocaine?

Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!
Mmmmm... gimme more of them Snacks!

Jordan on July 15, 2008 at 9:47 PM

"Maybe you should drive."

Teena in Toronto on July 15, 2008 at 11:10 PM

Wow! That's a surprise!

duthie on July 15, 2008 at 11:13 PM

who didn't see that coming? I said it before, arrogant tit!

Danielle on July 15, 2008 at 11:50 PM

Can I help it if my first reaction was to burst into laughter?

guy lafleur on July 15, 2008 at 11:53 PM

so that's how he lost all that weight!

Robin Sharp on July 16, 2008 at 1:48 AM

This story knocked me out. Wild.

binlazer on July 16, 2008 at 7:36 AM

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." --Sir Rick James

RBeezy on July 16, 2008 at 9:07 AM

now I actually believe he's a rock star. time for rehab and then the dark, brooding comeback album.

scatterbrain on July 16, 2008 at 9:16 AM

can't people have privacy in their own home? this is ridiculous.

breerion on July 16, 2008 at 9:27 AM

I agree with scatterbrain. shoulda kept the curtains closed.

duthie on July 16, 2008 at 9:29 AM

He's an asshole, couldn't of happend to a better person

Heather on July 16, 2008 at 9:41 AM

A dark brooding BNL album... what would that look like?

RBeezy on July 16, 2008 at 9:52 AM

heather: lots of sunshine, but only one lollipop.

AT on July 16, 2008 at 9:54 AM

I feel for the guy but this is so cliche. History of depression, recent separation for his wife, cocaine possession. Upon reading the news elsewhere I was appalled at how cliche it was.

Hopefully this arrest and the ensuing media storm will give him the kick in the ass that he needs.

guy lafleur on July 16, 2008 at 10:14 AM

Did anyone see the arrest report that the Star linked to? It had his address on it. I find it heartening that he still lives off the Danforth.

peter on July 16, 2008 at 11:13 AM

This will help his street cred!!!
I always thought his rapping was weak, I now have a new repect for this Gangsta!!!

Ryan L. on July 16, 2008 at 12:27 PM

I know several people who have met him and I have never heard him described as being anything other than extremely friendly and kind. I'm not sure why people are saying he is an asshole.

mack10 on July 16, 2008 at 2:28 PM

I see Steven was trying to get the Kids hooked early on this stuff judging by the name of the album

Eh Joe on July 16, 2008 at 2:29 PM

I can't find the link to the arrest report on the Star page. Anyone got it?

Ratpick on July 16, 2008 at 3:11 PM

I hear he's also under investigation for breaking into his old apartment.

stv on July 16, 2008 at 4:08 PM

Here's the URL for the fabled arrest report:
Download PDF

Mark on July 16, 2008 at 4:19 PM

Nice one, Ratpick!

uSkyscraper on July 17, 2008 at 9:48 AM

Just like Brian Wilson did.

Ratpick on July 17, 2008 at 10:20 AM

Shall we start a readers' poll on when the obligatory tearful apology will be?

stv on July 17, 2008 at 10:46 AM

I'd like to know if either of these two women also arrested is his alternative girlfriend.

Corina on July 17, 2008 at 12:17 PM

So according to the CBC, court documents released today say he's admitted to snorting cocaine shortly before the police arrived, and admitted to using a Canadian bill.

I can't help but think it's funny that people are so outraged... many cocaine sniffing Canadians have done great things! He should have been smarter than to do it in the States, though.

aahhrrgg on July 18, 2008 at 5:24 PM

What should I support here? A decent, talented, gentleman or uninformed drug laws and US enforcers. Things that make you go mmmmm.

Edgar Lefebvre on July 20, 2008 at 8:29 AM

I hope all goes well for Steven! I am Canadian and I am sure all your Canadian fans are with you! Be courageous, we need you back on stage with Ed and the band !

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