Tonight is the first of a stream of jams called FORTnite. Beer is stupid cheap (3$), and cover is just 5$ before 1AM. For this you get to smoke inside (it's a "private" party), and hear some great music. Let me walk you through this.

Since you live in Toronto, you probably know where Wellesey station is. Walk yourself one block west to this little side street called St. Nicholas (it's an alley by almost all definitions). Walk north, and on the east side, just past shred central is a covered alley that runs east to where the party is. How underground is that?

DJs Nana, Tasc, and Richie Rich will be spinning hipster hop and the likes until the wee hours. Check out Inquiring Mind for more info.