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Billy Bob Thornton Gets His Gravy - The T-Shirt

Posted by Tim / April 19, 2009

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Billy Bob Thornton GravyBilly Bob Thornton made such an impression the other week that he now stars in his very own Canadian-themed t-shirt. Local print shop and promotional items supplier Artik has lent its creativity to the cause with a mash potatoes and gravy T (image above). The shirt sells for $19.95 and is available through Artik's web site.

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Brian / April 19, 2009 at 08:42 pm
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*rolls eyes*
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rocketeer / April 19, 2009 at 09:31 pm
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It's nice to see people getting some use out of MS Paint.
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bstewart23 / April 19, 2009 at 09:38 pm
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That took a whole week?
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Abomination / April 19, 2009 at 10:15 pm
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Concept: fail
Layout: fail
Door frame: fail
Door handle: fail
Steps: fail
Beaver: fail
Superimposed BBT's head onto a body: fail
4 fingers: fail
Boots: fail
Perspective: fail
Beaver body one shade of brown, tail another shade of brown: fail
Crap on wall beside door frame: fail
Beaver right arm drawn with thicker line that left arm: fail
Typography nightmare: fail
Grammar: fail
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Anon / April 19, 2009 at 10:36 pm
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Beyond the rampant fail: seriously people, get over it.
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Anon / April 19, 2009 at 10:37 pm
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"Beaver body one shade of brown, tail another shade of brown: fail"

Have you ever actually seen a beaver?
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Richard S / April 19, 2009 at 10:51 pm
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Are we sure that Billy Bob didn't actually create these as a way to embarrass us? That's pretty weak.
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Sab / April 19, 2009 at 11:33 pm
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BlogTo has officially jumped the shark. What happened to you guys?
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Peter / April 19, 2009 at 11:40 pm
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Beaver's bulging package = SUCCESS!!!!
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Colin / April 20, 2009 at 12:01 am
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I can't wait to find some of these at Value Village a few years from now and having no idea what the hell is going on.
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Marc Lostracco / April 20, 2009 at 12:20 am
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With the rest of the ineptitude of the drawing, I figured there was no way this guy could have drawn a cartoon beaver face and and pot like that, so he must have scoffed it from somewhere else. <a href="http://printables.kaboose.com/canadian-beaver.html";>I was right</a>.

And $20? WTF? The company even sells the blank t-shirt stock for $4.50 each (and that's not even wholesale). This is cheap dollar-store souvenir shit, and I can't imagine anyone being douchey enough to wear it.
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conscious / April 20, 2009 at 01:04 am
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BBT could only hope to be half as talented as Jazzy Jeff.
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conscious replying to a comment from Marc Lostracco / April 20, 2009 at 01:12 am
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You mean there was a moment where you thought it wasn't a 5-second-clipart-photoshop job and had to investigate further? Haha, welcome to the internet.
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Ryan L. / April 20, 2009 at 09:07 am
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This will give me nightmares for days.
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jen / April 20, 2009 at 10:03 am
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Really? This stuff was old news the day after it happened, much like the Christian Bale rant, which also received a commemorative t-shirt. Do people actually buy this stuff?
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Loozrboy / April 20, 2009 at 10:45 am
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<i>&gt; Have you ever actually seen a beaver?</i>

This (unintentional?) double-entendre is substantially funnier than the T-shirt.

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Munzz / April 20, 2009 at 01:31 pm
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a very sad attempt at a joke.
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Brian replying to a comment from Loozrboy / April 20, 2009 at 01:38 pm
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"substantially funnier" does not mean much compared to this t-shirt.
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Wednesday / April 20, 2009 at 07:28 pm
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At least we have a mature response to Billy-Bob, I was afraid it would would be childish and embarrassing.
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