Tonic Nuance presents: The Breakfast Ball
The Breakfast Ball. EAT IT.
Because the most important meal of the day deserves to had twice.
DJ: John Caffery
Commentator: Mother Tko Monroe
What are you gonna put on your plate?
1. Bizarre: Scary Dairy
Has your milk gone sour? Is your yogurt absolutely parfait? Will you make our cheese melt with fear?
2. Face: Creme Fresh
Show us your freshest morning face, meaning no make up or at least the appearance of no makeup. Did you really wake up like this?
3. Fag Out: Fruit Cup
Bananas, oranges and berries - oh my. Are you the fruitiest salad on the table?
4. Runway: Pancakes or Crepes?
Bring it in your downhome all-American, or blow us away with a little European je ne sais quoi. Make us melt our butter.
5. Body: Milk
Whether youre 2, homo, or skim, it does a body good. In your finest milk mustache, serve us all that body-ody-ody.
6. Best Dressed: Bottomless Coffee
Dress to impress in at least one coffee-hued garment - cafe au lait, mocha or espresso. Can you perk us up?
7. Performance: Eggs
Scrambled, over-easy, sunny side up. Show us how you fry the runway and poach your opponents.
8. Secret Category: Chef's Special
To be revealed at the table.