Hey cool black cats, it's that time of the year again! the newspaper is proud to announce our annual

HALLOWEEN PARTY!

"Wooo0000OOOooOOOOO00000oooooo!" -Office Ghost

We're all so excited to ring in Halloween and begin what we're sure will be a weekend of festivities for all!

Pop by for a drink, a handful of treats, and even some cool prizes!

FAQs:

Will there be games? YES

Will there be prizes? YES

Will there be hot dudes in loincloths? PROBABLY

Will there be booze? YES! Sponsored by STEAM WHISTLE - while supplies last!

Will there be snacks? YES

Do I need to dress up? There will be a prize for best costume so THAT'S UP TO YOU!

So drop by our office/clubhouse at 10PM and we promise a great time.

Ghosts and Ghouls welcome