Hey art vampires and dealer zombies,

come to my storage space, Stash, this saturday, oct 25, 2pm - 5pm, invest your drug money in art. Let yourself be seduced by the beauty of vandalism and walk away with a genuine Monty Cantsin, signed in blood. Dont miss this life time opportunity to increase the number of works in your Neoist art collection that will bring you fame and fortune after my death. I'll exhibit a few pieces I just brought back from NYC among them an original Jeff Koons mini balloon dog that I have set on fire in front of the Whitney this past saturday and a white shirt I bled on at the opening of "The Lower East Side Then and Now" group exhibtion. And there are tons of more items you can admire and display in your bedroom gallery you just have to sacrifice yourself on the altar of art.