Do you stand in bank lineups hoping a flying pig will barrel role across the sky and alleviate your boredom?

Do you hear a little oompah band when you daydream?

Are you a bad doctor? A drinking daddy? An inexperienced cannibal?

Does nobody like you?

Do you know a lot about Kids in the Hall?

Come to Unlovable and answer some questions then!

Two rounds of trivia about the Kids. And drinks. And laughs. We'll be playing Shadowy Men records too. And maybe some Grievo. I have the "Trampoline Girl" acetate 7-inch and will maybe play that as well.

Max of five people per team.

It should be fun! So come! Also it's free.

P.S. Please arrive having eaten.