lights go dark. spotlight center stage. black turtleneck

From time to time, we do it rhyme, so read sista, read.

Its our monthly description, in internet egyptian, fillin your need sista, need.

We do it for you, your friends and their crew, so come give us a try,

ya'll wont be disappointed, while getting your butt disjointed, at the infamous FCK YU D!E.

It takes place on the 31st, like bad luck reversed, inside the basement of Parts and Labour,

And entry is free, so take it from me, you'll be doin yo social life a favour.

There will be ugly tunes, from some handsome goons, in Dj brains4brkfst and Quinn Danielis from Japain,

There will be Aldo Pescatore-Tardioli, waving around his cannoli, so ladies just try and abstain.

We got what you desire, like Stringer from the wire, so visit us won't you please.

Cause we'll give you that smile, the one you haven't used in a while, call it that pencil pusher's disease.

spotlight fades. stage falls dark. fingers snap

-brains.