A lot of people don't know that October is International Beet Month.

We'll be celebrating the only way we know how, by ignoring beets entirely.

Beets suck, dude! Beets we don't neets, you know what I'm saying?

Alright, enough malarkey. Here's another fantastic lineup for you to coo at:

Ariel Kagan

Nitish Sakhuja

Jackie Pirico

Danny Polishchuk

Amy Cunningham

Jess Beaulieu

Tim Gilbert

DJ Demers

And me hosting. Maybe I'll lick a beet, we'll see.

5 bucks Comedy Bar, Wednesday, 9:30. You can't beet that.

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