The Boylympics

Cold Sports, Hot Men

Friday, February 28 at Lees Palace

Gates open at 9, Opening Ceremonies begin at 10

Sponsored by Egale Canada Human Rights Trust

Tickets at: http://boylympics.eventbrite.ca

$22 in Advance, $28 at the Door

The 2014 Sochi Winter Olympic Games in Russia are upon us, and with them come amazing displays of athletic prowess, regrettable costumes, unfettered nationalism, and state-sponsored homophobia.

 

Come join Boylesque T.O. Canadas Premiere All-Male Burlesque Troupe on February 28 at Lees Palace as they present the only sporting event that matters this winter:

 

The Boylympics: A showcase of cold sports, hot men, spandex, and real national pride. $2 from every ticket will go to support the work of Egale in promoting LGBTQ inclusion in and through sport, from playground to podium.

 

All of your favourite BoylesqueTO champions will be competing in time-honored Olympic events:

 

Dew Lily in Mens Interpretive Figure Skating

Bruin Pounder in Podium Prancing

James & The Giant Pasty in Bobsledding

Wrong Note Rusty in Political Pandering

El Toro in Competitive Doping

 

A Torch Lighting ceremony by Olympic Flame Mahogany Storm.

 

With a musical appearance by Man Chyna as Russian punk rock sensation cum political prisoner Mussy Riot.

 

AND visiting diplomats The Mansfield Brothers, Ottawa's Premiere Vaudeville Troupe, presiding over the bi-sexuathalon!

 

Hosted by our very own athletic correspondence team: Balonia Wry, Ginger Darling, and Sexy Mark Brown.