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SUMMARY: Bad Movie Night presents BIRDEMIC / TURKISH STAR WARS
LOCATION:The Office Pub
URL:http://www.blogto.com/events/68541
DESCRIPTION;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:It's the start of 2013 and we all have big plans for how this year is going=
 to be different from the last! But when those plans inevitably fail, and y=
ou're left stewing in an all-pervading atmosphere of gelatinous mediocrity,=
 what are you going to do to boost your wounded self-esteem?

The answer is to watch a couple of films that are so shoddy, that your own =
life looks like a textbook example of success by comparison!

Yes yes, friends: this month Bad Movie Night Toronto is presenting a verita=
ble Cavalcade of Incompetence! Movies that aren't just bad, but so poorly m=
ade that it will boggle your heretofore sweet, innocent minds.

We'll be showing...

BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR

Cheap CGI birds go maverick and attack a small town. They explode (?) when =
they fly into things! You'll need to flip a coin to decide what's more life=
less though: the birds or the actors' line readings.

D=C3=9CNYAYI KURTARAN ADAM (aka Turkish Star Wars)

Otherwise known as Turkish Star Wars, this film doesn't plagiarize the Star=
 Wars story, but it does steal tons of footage from the franchise - allowin=
g the world to finally know what a Turkish man piloting a TIE fighter might=
 look like. As an added bonus, this movie will teach you how to get buff by=
 punching rocks!

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Admission is FREE.
Doors open at 8 PM.
19+ event.

Check out our facebook event page for more info!
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