Free Lemonade and Signed Photos of John Stamos!* (10th Anniversary)
Can you believe it's been 10 whole years since we started giving out free lemonade and signed photos of John Stamos?*
To celebrate this auspicious occasion, we're even going to be signing non-John Stamos photos!
Want a picture of Margaret Thatcher? Done!
How about a horse? Double-done!
Maybe one of Bob Saget...? No. And if you plan on coming out to this event, please leave perverse fantasies like that at home - where you can satisfy them free from the rightfully judging eyes of the public.
Brought to you by the Marxist Nudist Taxidermy Club!
*As always, photos will be signed by an individual who is not John Stamos, has no relation to Mr. Stamos, and does not bear any particular physical resemblance to the celebrity in question (the aforementioned John S.)