Two Weird Ladies Sell Out! A Fringe Fundraiser and Auction.

If you've ever dreamed of being a whore-faced bride, a Grade 12 science nerd or the guy who got banged in the bathroom at prom, Two Weird Ladies will be auctioning off opportunities to have your name used as a character name in our sketch comedy revue, Two Weird Ladies Bomb The Fringe!

We'll be auctioning off a bunch of character names, thanks in our program, references to high schools and home towns, and perhaps even a CAMEO in our show! All bids will start at just $2. Win the bidding war and you could be an indirect part of up to 14 performances of our Fringe show in both Toronto and Hamilton this July! You may become famous. Or at very least the laughing stock of all your friends.

We're selling our artistic integrity so cheap that we had to fill the night with credible talents. Your $5 will grant access to not only our exciting auction, but also performances by the following wonders:

Improv by 2-Man No-Show! (Critics' & Patrons' Pick, Toronto Fringe Festival 2010 & 2009)

Sketch by British Teeth! (Winner, 2011 Tim Sims Encouragement Fund Award)

Standup by Joel Buxton! (The Sketchersons)

Hip Hop by Wordburglar! (Canadian Music Week Indie Award nominee)

Character comedy by Danz Altvater! (Co-producer, Laugh Through This: All Girl Comedy Show).

The evening will be hosted by Two Weird Ladies (Mandy Sellers & Laura Salvas) and Professional Director Kirsten Gallagher. All monies will go towards the shockingly high costs of producing a Fringe show, driving to and from Hamilton a bunch of times, advertising materials, paying our wonderful Stage Managers, props, press photos and our funerals.

Thanks to Comedy Bar for sponsoring this event.

For more info on Two Weird Ladies and for Fringe show dates please visit www.twoweirdladies.com