YOU HANDSOME DEVIL's fabulous DEVIL'S NIGHT PARTY!!!!

Out of all of God's creations, Satan would have to be the most beneficial to mankind.
Oh sure, God's ten commandments told people that they shouldn't murder, steal or worship Ba'al, but its painfully obvious that human beings rob and kill all the time, and it's a well-known fact that Ba'alism is on the rise.
So, really, God has failed you (or you've failed God; whichever way you want to look at it). He threw up a flood here, and a rule or two there and THEN the fucking guy just upped and vanished just as fast as you can say "via con dios".
But Satan has always been here, and he gave you Rock & Roll to prove it. The past may be Yahweh's, but the future is going to Hell.

Therefore, the Satanic Rock&Roll combo known as YOU HANDSOME DEVIL will be having a huge bash at THE HIDEOUT in the name of the dark lord himself.
3 evil sets. Back-to-back!
Dress your best. COSTUMES ARE ENCOURAGED!
(there will be a contest for the best with an awesome mystery prize to be won.)
Drinks, Demons & Distortion. What better way to celebrate Devil's Night.

See you in Hell. (at The Hideout)