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Free mystery corn dogs coming to Honest Ed's

Posted by Aubrey Jax / August 21, 2014

Free corndogsIt's not a turkey, a sign sale, or a massive dance party, but tomorrow someone (we're not sure who) wants to serve you free corn dogs outside Honest Ed's. Who could be behind it? Rob Ford (Corn-Ford Fest)? Those mens' equality people (Phallic-Symbols-Against-Misandry-Fest)? Marxist Nudist Taxidermists (I-don't-even-wanna-know-Fest)?

The free mystery corn dogs will be served Friday, August 22 from 12-3pm in the Honest Ed's alley (581 Bloor St West). Just remember not to sign anything without reading it, and bring a friend who's staying off the 'dogs to guide you through what could be a PCP-laced trip-on-a-stick. Okay, probably not, but safety first.

Update: it's Karma Chamealeon. So much for the danger-zone.

Photo of Corn Dog Love by Denise Rose Photography on flickr.



Ayan / August 21, 2014 at 03:33 pm
INTO IT. Love me some mystery meat!
Steven / August 21, 2014 at 03:43 pm
F*****G GROSS!!!
Who the hell wants to eat mystery meat from a stranger outside a dead man's sold out property?

The picture is gross! Won't go and I urge everyone, for your safety, for you health safety, STAY AWAY from that property!
CreamOfSumYoungDawg / August 21, 2014 at 03:54 pm
What is the date for this free dawg fest?
Andrew replying to a comment from Steven / August 21, 2014 at 05:02 pm
way to freak out
Spike replying to a comment from Steven / August 21, 2014 at 05:10 pm
I hate hot dogs anyway, and so I won't be here. I'd rather that Dave Mirvish handed out free hamburger/tacos/burritos instead.
SHTEPHAN replying to a comment from Steven / August 21, 2014 at 05:35 pm
Steven you're obviously just trying scare people away so you can have more meat sticks for yourself.

Steven / August 21, 2014 at 06:48 pm
Don't go, for your safety and health.
Aubrey replying to a comment from CreamOfSumYoungDawg / August 21, 2014 at 07:13 pm
Yup, Friday Aug 22. The last day on Earth.
Geoff / August 21, 2014 at 08:07 pm
Do they have veins in them?
tess / August 21, 2014 at 11:05 pm
Everyone stop being a Lil bitch. Free is free
. stop looking the gift horse in the mouth...don't like it? You know what to do
Sophie / August 22, 2014 at 12:03 am
Serious question: Do adults eat corn dogs?

(i don't)
Carl / August 22, 2014 at 12:34 am
Mystery meat dogs. F - THAT!

I have no problem paying for meat if I feel like it. I mean I aint rich or anything but you can get cold cuts from $1-$2 uo tp steaks for $12-$14
whos giving them away? / August 22, 2014 at 09:08 am
Whos giving away the Monsanto dogs? Some of us are educated consumers and would like to know who were backing even when gettin freebies.
Fergusson Style replying to a comment from whos giving them away? / August 22, 2014 at 12:32 pm
Move along hippie. If you don't like free corn dogs go back to Russia.
Sudoka / August 22, 2014 at 03:15 pm
They were vegan AND fantastic! SURPRISE!
whos giving them away? replying to a comment from Fergusson Style / August 23, 2014 at 12:23 am
Hippies is, Hippie does ohhh ahhhhhh!!!
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