Eat & Drink
President's Choice Leaves Me Bloody
I've cracked my share of unsavoury eggs before but none quite as nasty as the bloody one that revealed itself in my pan last night. Maybe I was asking for it by thinking fried eggs would make a suitable dinner, but I guess I expected more out of my premium President's Choice free-run variety procured earlier in the morning from the local No Frills.
This thing was seriously nasty. I'm up for early Christmas surprises but this wasn't what I had in mind.
Aside from the red hue, the egg came with a sizable chunk of something dark red (clearly visible in the photo) plus other unidentifiable objects attached to the yoke.
Now, blood spots in eggs aren't exactly a new phenomenon, although they're not really that common occurring in less than 1% of all eggs. The apparent cause is a tissue irregularity in the hen. BUT, since these eggs are marked as grade A, the mess inside should have been caught before they ended up on the store's shelves.
Before eggs get boxed and shipped to a retailer, all of them end up at a grading station. While there, eggs go through a process known as candling where the eggs pass over a strong light making the shell essentially see-through and the yolk and white inside visible to inspectors.
How this egg was missed I have no idea. But it was and the defect ended up in my pan, essentially hijacking my plans for dinner.
Just for curiosity sake, I kept the egg in the pan until it was cooked and surprisingly it looked slightly more palatable by the time it was done. Here's a look at its evolution.
Slightly cooked:

Cooked:

The box (I'm afraid to crack another one of these suckers):



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can you at least put the picture after the fold, what a way to start the morning!
ewwwww...
There's a cracked egg in my egg carton! Damn that President Choice! Where was quality control on that one??
If you're complaining about a bloody egg, then I sure hope you better be a vegan. Afterall, eggs are the equivalent to hens as to what periods are to women. There, we can ruin eggs for everyone together!
I can haz high-five now?
That egg is nasty. Love it. Eggs are pretty much tissue anyway (and this is hardly balut), and homemade gravy is pretty much blood sauce, but there's something disconcerting about cracking open a sealed egg to find something in it that isn't supposed to be there.
But I love how your "plans for dinner" was two fried eggs.
Fits here.
Also, nobody who read that may ever have lunch ever again.
Second, I've had this happen with eggs from various sources over the years, generally Grade A in all cases. Candling only does so much, I guess. I think unless this happens in every PC egg you crack open, it's gonna be hard to mount a law suit.
Also, agree with bumdarts (never thought I'd get to put that into a sentence), you gotta ease back on the heat. A nice medium-low... trust me...
I was buying brown eggs for a while simply because I thought they were prettier, but found that almost one in every carton had a blood spot in it. Never to that extent though. Even still, NOTHING compares to that one unfortunate time when my dad cracked one open and found a half-developed chick inside.
Guess the inspector was off that day.
ps. thanks for the lifetime supply of corn feed. it's great! corn, corn, corn... for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm being sarcastic. Maybe some chocolate cake once in a while?
Wanna go watch a movie? the wrestler? we'll get big popcorn, i know you love it!
Tomorrow on Blog TO: Oh noes! My potato is looking at me!
You do realize what an egg is right, I'm pretty sure the people at PC Quality control don't have X-ray vision.
It's still safe to eat. You can choose to remove the blood spot if you want.
Just sayin'.
(Tongue in cheek.)
With "bumdarts" offering cooking advice and the "appearance" of Galen Weston, this is the most hilarious yet stomach-churning comments thread I've read on BlogTO.
(Happy Holidays everyone!)
> beak, stick me in a cage for life and then steal all of my eggs.
These are free-run eggs, so you're not in a cage for life. And steal? Come on, what do you need them for?
The magic is gone now.