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Now you can buy a Rob Ford rubber mask

Posted by Natalia Manzocco / August 22, 2014

Rob Ford rubber maskThere are two kinds of people in this world; those who watched our mayor drunkenly stumble his way through the past couple of years and thought "this is a massive cry for help", and those who thought "wouldn't it be hilarious if I showed up drunk at Muzik on Friday in a Rob Ford costume?" If you're the latter, I have good news: you are one step closer to fully embodying your party spirit animal. The Toronto Sun reports that an Etobicoke party store has begun offering Rob Ford masks, and they are flying off the shelves.

Amazing Party and Costume put the the latex "Mayor masks" on sale just over a month ago for $29.99, and they've already sold most of their first run of 200 - more are on the way just in time for election day, I mean Halloween. If you never, ever (ever!) get tired of "drunken stupor" jokes, step right this way to buy your own. Or just stare, hypnotized, into its black, soulless eyes.

Photo by daggadiez on Instagram



James / August 22, 2014 at 10:56 am
Why would anyone want a reminder of Blob Ford?
Adam H. / August 22, 2014 at 11:09 am
I quite like how the eyes are empty and soulless, just like Rob Ford's eyes.
Irwin Mimico / August 22, 2014 at 11:21 am
Admit it BlogTo, you guys love Mayor Ford. What would you guys do without him?
The mayor you LOVE to hate replying to a comment from Irwin Mimico / August 22, 2014 at 11:26 am
I will vote Saganaki if he wears a Rob Ford mask for the rest of the campaign.
Grace G / August 22, 2014 at 11:48 am
You an also get them at Malabar! 14 McCaul
Gross LOL / August 22, 2014 at 12:10 pm
My dear, let's try something a little different in the bedroom tonight...
#FordMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 12:45 pm
AWESOME this goes right along with the JFK and Ronald Regan masks that are so popular. Robbie is in the political big leagues!
Irwin Mimico Forever! / August 22, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Irwin, it's called tranference (or something). We know YOU love Rob and want a future with him. Just admit. Now say it on 3...1...2...3...
notveryclose / August 22, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Wouldnt it help if the mask at least looked remotely like Ford?

This looks like anyone's grandfather.
Ford in the big leagues... / August 22, 2014 at 12:49 pm
...yeah, with Red Skelton, The Marx Brothers and Bob Hope...
Potrzebie / August 22, 2014 at 12:53 pm
The only way to make a populist go away is to ignore him.
McRib / August 22, 2014 at 01:08 pm
yeah no thanks. Many of his detractors seem to be as infatuated with him as his crazed supporters.

Just ignore this asshole and vote him out in October.
PB / August 22, 2014 at 01:09 pm
Bodhi and Johnny Utah would look great in this mask.
Al / August 22, 2014 at 01:12 pm
Looks like Mike Holmes.
#FordLosesVotes / August 22, 2014 at 01:26 pm
Born rich, done nothing. WWME! World's Worst Mayor-Ever.
October 31 / August 22, 2014 at 01:27 pm
This will be great for my aged Max Headroom costume for Halloween!
W. K. Lis / August 22, 2014 at 01:32 pm
Are you mocking the great and all-knowing Rob Ford? Don't say his name in vain. Genuflect before our Dear Leader.
#FordMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 01:35 pm
Obviously not the worst mayor ever, the incumbent is in second place. Personal life is one thing, but his proven track record is where its at. He has achieved more in his time as mayor than many before him in the role. He's successfully dealt with the unions like no other, privatized garbage pick up in the west end, was a hero to the city during the ice storm, a hero to many living in community housing, he's successfully having a subway built in Scarborough. The list goes on and on...
ZeroMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 01:44 pm
So, who was worse? I bet anyone you pick, I can do the same thing as you: just pick a few of the positive things they did and say they were great.

Every mayor we've had has done some good things, and some bad things. Ford is the worst mayor we've ever had. I don't need to give the list, everyone knows it, it's current events.

p.s. even if you were right, he's not going to win this time. Sorry.
Davy Gravy replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 02:42 pm
Wow! Best up-is-down take on reality I've ever read. Well done.
william dennison replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 03:46 pm
More like "his proven crack record is where its at".
M replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 03:55 pm
What subway are you talking about? The one that has $0 allocated to built it some time in a fictional future? Real great leadership there. Make It Someone Else's Problem is one hell of a mantra.
Greg / August 22, 2014 at 04:06 pm
SWEET Malcom McDowell mask!
#FordMoreYears replying to a comment from Davy Gravy / August 22, 2014 at 04:09 pm
I believe you meant to say Olivia Chow's Anyone but Ford campaign is the best up is down take on reality ever. Who you gonna pick Saganacki (last place) or Chow (third place).
WWME! / August 22, 2014 at 04:20 pm
Say it out loud: World's Worst Mayor Ever-Rob Ford!
WWME-RF / August 22, 2014 at 04:21 pm
You know what it means.
Worlds Famous Mayor / August 22, 2014 at 04:59 pm
Olivia Chow loves to dress up in costume to fit in. Maybe if she wears this mask she may have get a greater chance of winning
ted / August 22, 2014 at 05:35 pm
Another example of Robbies image being used for personal gain help boost the economy. Anything this man touches turns to GOLD. Iwish Olivia or Tory could drive these kind of sales figures.
ted / August 22, 2014 at 05:43 pm
Robbie is like Queen Elizabeth, he might not be everyones first choice for leader but throw hias image on anything and people will buy it up.

Keep calm
Carry on
And stay strong Robbie!
Teacher says / August 22, 2014 at 06:05 pm
Everytime you hear Rob Fords name an angel gets its wings.
Davy Gravy replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / August 22, 2014 at 08:28 pm
Your skills as a political observer are about as sharp as your comedic ones. "Saganacki"? Really? That's funny to you?

Your candidate isn't fit to coach a high school football team, let alone run this city. His track record is a joke, and the mere fact that you and other stalwart supporters have to distort it, twist it and outright lie about it in order to portray it as positive is proof of that.
World's WORST Mayor! / August 22, 2014 at 09:57 pm
In name only of course. Fordfucker is a LOSER!
Rob Lieford / August 22, 2014 at 10:14 pm
I sell labels! Gollee!
Karen LeStitz replying to a comment from Rob Lieford / August 22, 2014 at 11:15 pm
I do graphic design and some of my work ends up on labels, Gollee Go F yourself!!!! We shouldn't judge each other based on our job or position
Clean and Sober and Found Jesus / August 23, 2014 at 02:10 am
Will the eyes be mysteriously droopy and half closed as they seem to have been in this past month?
Robbie replying to a comment from Rob Lieford / August 23, 2014 at 10:18 am
Owning a business selling labels and being mayor is not a conflict of interest.
Olivia's a lying cheat / August 23, 2014 at 10:20 am
Olivia Chow sends out taxpayer-funded flyer on eve of mayoral race as MP. Can you say conflict of interest?
Housing 101 / August 23, 2014 at 10:26 am
Olivia and Jack living in Subsidized Housing CAN YOU SAY CONFLICT OF INTEREST?

Did Jack Layton and Olivia Chow Live in Subsidized Housing?
The answer is yes—but it's complicated.
Hey Asshole!-Jack Layton's dead / August 23, 2014 at 12:04 pm
Ford's alive-sort of. Get it? Stop making a fool of yourself!
Hey Asshole!-Don't compare Worst Mayor Ever! / August 23, 2014 at 12:06 pm
No comparisons! Ford is the BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER Stop making yourself look so STUPID!
Chair for the Study of Rob Ford's Conflicts of Interest plus Heroin Deals / August 23, 2014 at 12:08 pm
@ U. of T. Apply now!
Mr Fart / August 23, 2014 at 01:15 pm

We're not stupid; we know what is going on.
Olivia to collect big time! / August 23, 2014 at 04:49 pm
Olivia Chow is set to receive to pensions from the tax payers. hers and Jacks.

Chow’s annual pension will be $38,745, or $1.8 million to age 90, adding in what she receives from Jack Layton’s pension — $26,457 annually — brings the total annual pension is $65,202 or $3 million by the time she reaches 90 years old.
Ford to rehab big time! / August 23, 2014 at 10:37 pm
One day Rob Fordfucker will stop drinkiing/using/being stupid...yeah, right...
Nazaar / August 24, 2014 at 12:02 pm
I'm amazed that people say 'it's his personal life so it shouldn't matter'. It should matter. Politicians need to be held to a certain standard of moral character or else we'll always end up with people like Rob Ford.
Agreed replying to a comment from Nazaar / August 24, 2014 at 01:07 pm
Exactly and we should be informed about ALL candidates personal lives.

We all know Olivia Chow smoked pot while working for the school board, she lived in a subsidized housing and Jack Layton was found naked at a late night massage parlor/rub and tug. In 1988, Jack Layton "smashed his kneecap" into a Financial Post newspaper box and launched a lawsuit against the city, which placed the box, and the Financial Post for unspecified damages, saying it was too close to the road.

This is all in Olivia's personal life, what else don't we know?
Agreed...that you are a doltish Ford shill... / August 24, 2014 at 03:00 pm
...comparing apples-Ford the corrupt, ignorant, addicted bully to oranges-people who live on a higher plane that Ford can't even aspire to achieve. We all know it, doofus. Give it up. You're wasting your time with these juvenile posts.
AGREED...Ford is an ASSHOLE!!! / August 24, 2014 at 04:53 pm
A wobbly, pus-filled, smelly, rotting, gangrenous anus! #FordBiggerAnus!
#FordBiggerAnus / August 24, 2014 at 07:08 pm
Mayor Anus!
Mayor Injection! / August 24, 2014 at 07:11 pm
Where did Ford inject his heroin? Between his toes? Can he reach his toes? Not his pudgy arms, cuz needle marks show. Hmmm...I know! Sandro Lisi injected Ford's huge ass! Are you jealous, Irwin Mimico?
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