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Rob Ford escapes from rehab on Conan

Posted by Derek Flack / May 13, 2014

Rob Ford conanRob Ford might be in rehab, but that doesn't mean he's not still prime material for the late night talk shows. You can call it in poor taste, but the mayor has provided so much fodder for the hosts, it must be difficult not to dip into the well.

The latest comes from Conan (who, in fairness, hasn't been quite as Ford-focused as the others), and poses a scenario at least a few of us have imagined: Rob Ford's escape from rehab. The whole thing is more ridiculous than it is funny, though I'll admit the last bit involving the tree had me chuckling.



fatbashingisbullying replying to a comment from ROFO / May 13, 2014 at 06:12 pm
Bully much bro?
Malcolm / May 13, 2014 at 06:20 pm
They went too far this time... Mr. Ford wouldn't get on a bike for all the rice wine in China
ROFO replying to a comment from fatbashingisbullying / May 13, 2014 at 06:22 pm
buddy i was born to bully (apparently even myself)

have you not seen my track record?
Dr. Kukko / May 13, 2014 at 06:31 pm
Rob's now in a cage in the L.A. zoo.
Miss Peabody / May 13, 2014 at 07:02 pm
It's not nice to make fun of others...unless they're fatfuck publicity hound lying Mayors! Then, it's very nice!
Apollo Health & Beauty / May 13, 2014 at 07:05 pm
Rob, if you are in a cage in L.A., where do we send your bribery cheques? Do we send yours and Doug's to Lisi? What about Kathy's toothbrushes?
W. K. Lis replying to a comment from Malcolm / May 13, 2014 at 09:26 pm
So true. Rob (& Doug) would only ride a stationary bicycle, never a road bicycle. Now if they had shown a "Rob Ford" "escaping" on a stationary bicycle...
iSkyscraper / May 13, 2014 at 09:37 pm
I would have had him push the guy off the bike, stare at the bike, drop it and then jump on the guy and ride him off. That would have been more apropos for Rob.
#FordMoreYears / May 13, 2014 at 11:59 pm
Make fun all you want. This is a rehab for everyone. Everyones going through Rob Ford news withdrawl. You've become so addicted to following the hype that your now pushing and searching for something/anything....
Aaron / May 14, 2014 at 12:15 am
Why don't they pick on Justin Beiber?
Yep! / May 14, 2014 at 08:27 am
ROFO, Dr. Kukko, Miss Peabody, Apollo Health and Beauty, iSkyscraper says:

Nothing much as usual.

Stop that now, or you'll hurt yourself.
Irwin Mimico / May 14, 2014 at 09:49 am
That "skit" was pathetic! Let Mr. Ford rehabilitate in peace.
Mike / May 14, 2014 at 10:00 am
This is hilarious. I thought Kimmel had the best ROFO stuff. Seems like Conan is giving Kimmel a run for his money.
Irwin Mimico / May 14, 2014 at 11:16 am
Absolutely not! But he's done a fine job. Especially in my community.
RedHairGrossesMeOut / May 14, 2014 at 12:01 pm
I do know that since Gene Jones got fired, TCHC staff have reverted back to their old routines. The buildings are disgustingly dirty again, especially on the weekends (blood and piss everywhere). Thank you Councillor Augimeri. Yeah we get know Marie : "Get over it." right?
Dean / May 14, 2014 at 05:39 pm
No I do not agree with Rob Fords bigotry or Olivia Chows.
Olivia Chow is not white and not male want to start there? / May 14, 2014 at 08:25 pm
Olivia Chow is not... / May 14, 2014 at 10:40 pm
You are even dumb than the door knob on my front door.
Irwin! Irwin Mimicoooooo!!! Irwin! Where ARE youuuu? / May 14, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Cat got your tongue Irwin? Struck dumb? No answer? Or just too stupid to answer?
You are even dumb than the..... / May 14, 2014 at 10:55 pm
You are even dumb than the..... How's your grammer, still a challenge?
Irwin, are you a knob too? / May 15, 2014 at 12:50 am
Irwin Knobmimico!
Irwin 'Alice' Mimico / May 15, 2014 at 12:53 am
Alice, typical Blockhead Ford (athletic) supporter!
Irwin: ARE YOU HIDING? / May 15, 2014 at 12:55 am
Irwin...your mother's calling!
Ford Nation = Bigot Nation / May 15, 2014 at 10:16 am
I knew it!
You are even dumb... / May 15, 2014 at 12:44 pm
A grammar jibe! The cleverest of jibes! Reminds me of Oscar Wilde!
You are even dumb... / May 15, 2014 at 02:23 pm
Do I hafta? OK! OK! Ahem..."How's your spelling, still a challenge?" It's 'grammar' not 'grammer', dummy! Don't let the door hit you on yer way out, y'all.
Anne replying to a comment from You are even dumb... / May 15, 2014 at 09:40 pm
He or she does have a point, if you're going to name call someone dumb that didn't call you any names then its worth a jibe when you look pretty dumb yourself when your grammar is incorrect.

Or are you just supposed to give a gab but can't take one back? Are we in grade school again? How old are the posters on here?
Mr. Perfect / May 16, 2014 at 07:46 am
I'm in love with Stupid Anne/Ruby, but "give a gab"? Wots itall mean? And enuf with stupid posts about Chow - only Rob KKK Ford IS a BIGOT HIMSELF! Making such allegations about Chow EMPHASIZES FORD'S BIGOTRY! GET IT DUMMY?
Miss Peabody / May 16, 2014 at 08:51 am
Anne is not a nice person. In fact, she is a cunt.
P.S. It is bigot, not biggot. To help you remember, use the Ford dictionary: Kathy has 5 letters, so does bigot! Toothbrushes for everyone!
Rob Ford is excellent / May 18, 2014 at 08:47 am
Mayor Rob Ford saved taxpayers lots of money, which were put into use to help Torontonians.

Leftwing commies hate Rob Ford because Rob Ford's politics exposes the corruption by leftwing commies.

Tim Hudak was sued for trying to expose the scandals of the provincial leftwing commies shows how much lieberals love transparency.
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