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New video channels Rob Ford as a 10 year old

Posted by Chris Bateman / April 2, 2014

rob ford childRob Ford's excuses at the peak of the crack scandal were pretty childish - "I cannot comment on a video I haven't seen or does not exist," "you're not asking me the right question" - but in the mouth of an actual kid they're pretty, err, frightening.

Here's a short film that puts (slightly tweaked) Rob Ford quotes in the mouth of a 10 year old girl who is accused of breaking a window (or "doing the crack").

It's funny and scary at the same time.

Chris Bateman is a staff writer at blogTO. Follow him on Twitter at @chrisbateman.



Robbette Ford / April 2, 2014 at 11:13 am
I didn't do cwack on porpus!
Irwin Mimico / April 2, 2014 at 11:40 am
This is pathetic!
toomuchcoffeeman / April 2, 2014 at 11:44 am
it's rewind, rewind, rewind with you people! I'm the only family member that lets you rest peacefully at night knowing I'm looking after your allowance dollars??
Davy Gravy replying to a comment from Irwin Mimico / April 2, 2014 at 11:45 am
Yes, he is. And this just underscores it yet again.

Know what's even more pathetic? There are still people out there who actually believe his lies about his awful track record and personal conduct and would like to see him get another term. That's really pathetic.
Laura / April 2, 2014 at 12:02 pm
BRILLIANT! What a great actress!
susan oppenheim / April 2, 2014 at 12:21 pm
I think the kid is waaaay smarter than the words she is speaking.......
Irwin Mimicoo / April 2, 2014 at 12:42 pm
This Irwin is pathetic! He is a slave to his crazed, cement plant robfordlove!;-)
Irwin Mimikook / April 2, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Is it true Irwin? Are you in love with Rob? You know gay marriage is legal, don't you?
Erika / April 2, 2014 at 01:15 pm
is the "as a ten year old" part of this headline even necessary? "
mar / April 2, 2014 at 01:47 pm
G Thomlinson / April 2, 2014 at 01:58 pm
This is pathetic.

Earlier this week, fake signs in the park paid for by a company in B.C., and now this? Ford haters are a sad bunch indeed.

If you hate Ford so much, how about growing up, stop the lame-ass crap like this, and run an actual candidate against him? Otherwise, get lost.
jen replying to a comment from G Thomlinson / April 2, 2014 at 02:02 pm
We do have candidates running against him. Pay attention.

This little short is quite well done. Kudos to the actress!
cam replying to a comment from G Thomlinson / April 2, 2014 at 02:04 pm
You do realize there's a difference between "fake" signs and satirical ones, yeah? Thanks for stopping by.
Luckysod replying to a comment from G Thomlinson / April 2, 2014 at 02:49 pm
Oh, we've got candidates galore. But what will do him in at the next election is the fact that he's been deserted by everyone with more than half a brain. No Tory party backing this time. No clever strategists, just his brother, who's as thick as two bricks. Nobody downtown who thinks that taxes are the main issue. And, just like last time, he's got no vision for the city. What's fabulous is that he won't even be on council after he loses the election.
steve replying to a comment from G Thomlinson / April 2, 2014 at 02:50 pm
He deserves a good mocking, he has mocked Toronto for three plus years as mayor and ten as councilor.
KP / April 2, 2014 at 02:51 pm
Way to go Tony Nappo!
Ford Nation / April 2, 2014 at 02:56 pm
The only thing Ford has in common with a 10-year-old is his naitivite. He trusts people too readily. Hope he has a better understanding, now, of who the real a-holes are in this city. That was a tough lesson, I hope he and this city learned from it.

There's nothing funny about involving a 10-year-old in your BS.

Typical left crap.
Jackie / April 2, 2014 at 03:03 pm
Well done...hilarious! we are all entitled to our opinions...don't take shots at the young girl for using the words our Mayor used repeatedly.
Ford Nationette / April 2, 2014 at 04:02 pm
I agree that Ford is naive...for example, he trusted drug dealers not to video him using. Most 10 year olds are much more intelligent and sophisticated.
Trina / April 2, 2014 at 04:23 pm
Yawn another reason to talk about Ford. What if we let everything go silent with the Ford parody's and knock offs which other candidates would be talking about?

We wouldn't, have you nothing to say about any of the other candidates.

Positive or Negative everyone wants to talk about Ford.
Rob Ford the mayor you LOVE to hate.
Josh / April 2, 2014 at 04:25 pm
If you think this is brilliant, wouldn't you like to see a brilliant campaign from one of the other candidates by turning you negative energy for Ford into a positive for another candidate instead of pointing your negative feelings directly at Ford - no one cares.

Funnt how the spoofs about Ford are better than any of the actual candidates ad campaigns themselves.
Deb / April 2, 2014 at 04:28 pm
Why is in bad to not comment on a video you've never seen?

If I ask you how you liked the How I met your Mother Finale, most will either say never saw it I have no comment, or saw it and my thoughts are....
Safe Hands???? / April 2, 2014 at 04:47 pm
Kathleen Wynne where's our money? What are you gonna do give the entire province a cease and desist?

James / April 2, 2014 at 04:54 pm
This is why conservatives and right wingers in general are against education.
No educated population of citizens would ever vote for anyone nearly as disgusting as Rob Ford.
In the meantime, this sleazoid thinks he is entitled because despite lying about DUI and drug arrests in Florida he still got elected. So why worry about the continuation of his sordid behaviour now??
James replying to a comment from Ford Nation / April 2, 2014 at 05:01 pm
This is more appropriate than you realize.
Rob Ford is the one who involved his preteens in a sick lie regarding pedophilia and child abuse so on and so forth. ONLY to score political points by playing his usual victim card which you have bought into.
Just remember folks: this perverted individual brought his kids into a fabricated yarn about child abuse to perpetuate his divisive politics
Danny replying to a comment from James / April 2, 2014 at 05:04 pm
Its a pretty far stretch there Champ. Rob Ford also owns a home with glass windows and his kids have a ball.
Rob replying to a comment from James / April 2, 2014 at 05:08 pm
WTF is this jerk clown talking about?? Conservatives are against education? What a joke.
jaaaaaaaaaaat replying to a comment from Rob / April 2, 2014 at 05:18 pm
YES. cons vote against education spending. vote against paying teachers. pay attention please
Davy Gravy replying to a comment from Ford Nation / April 2, 2014 at 05:24 pm
There's nothing funny about the city being run by someone who could never hope to attain half the maturity, judgement, personal morality and work ethic of an average 10-year-old.

Typical Ford Nation crap.
Davy Gravy replying to a comment from Safe Hands???? / April 2, 2014 at 05:33 pm
Which, like every other comment about Wynne, gas plants & the provincial Liberals Ford's slobbering sycophants weirdly inject into the comments any time something negative about Ford is posted, has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND.

Why don't you go start up a site to grind your special little axe? Call it or AtLeastRobHasn' That way you and his other 17 remaining true believers can have your own special playpen where you won't be disturbed by people pointing out that your hero is an imbecile and so are his supporters.
Nigel / April 2, 2014 at 06:33 pm
Well done! Shows you how ludicrous Ford's mea culpa was when he finally stopped lying.

Ben / April 2, 2014 at 06:40 pm
Today at council, Mayor Ford was the only one to vote against naming a street after Nelson Mandela and congratulating the Canadian Olympians. Disgusting.
cb replying to a comment from Ford Nation / April 2, 2014 at 07:24 pm
Its fine to say he hung out with a-hole people, but as a grown man in a position of power, to be making that many bad personal decisions leaves me pretty uneasy about his decision making sills in a professional capacity. The fact that they are "private" issues you are in a public elected position and unfortunately for him , we do have the right to an explanation.

people can have compassion for mistakes, but its how you handle your mistakes that defines a person.
Mark / April 2, 2014 at 07:32 pm
This goon (my apologies to all the goons out there) should be sent packing and I mean Yesterday.
He inherited a surplus, then raised taxes 2%, cut some services and privatized others thereby making some people lose their jobs and others to make less money.
Whoopdeedeedooooooo what a genius. WOW. imagine the genius. Surplus + raise taxes + push wages down + cut some services - where does this genius get these lofty intellectually supercharged powers from???
Safe Hands? replying to a comment from Davy Gravy / April 2, 2014 at 07:36 pm
Kathleen Wynne where's our money???
Bravo! Wunderbar! Encore! / April 2, 2014 at 07:59 pm
Brilliant. Figures it would take a child to lay Ford Nation bare. It's like a litmus test for idiots. If they don't get it, or even mildly like it, or at the very least recognize the funny, then clearly they're brain-dead mouthbreathers you can start to ignore.

I'll bet a lot of them are pissed as hell at this too...too stupid to recognize wit, too humourless to admit it's funny, too mad that they KNOW it's funny/dead-on, so they just got to roll out what inane misdirects they can think of.

I LOVED those spoof ads in the park, but THIS is brilliant. This going to make me smile for DAYS. Suck on it, morons.
I agree with Ben replying to a comment from Ben / April 2, 2014 at 08:02 pm
Ford IS a racist! Mandela was a great man and Ford mocking him with the way he voted "ironically" was sheer cowardace.

Can't wait for Ford and his race-politics to finally get sent packing.
Gee, Tomlinson...nice point, doofus replying to a comment from G Thomlinson / April 2, 2014 at 08:08 pm
If you hate us mocking him so badly, why don't YOU put your money where your mouth is and run against us?

Yeah...I thought so, man-boy. I knew you were so nutless that you couldn't even figure out a candidate nomination form.

figgy / April 2, 2014 at 09:16 pm
Very funny! and well made and acted.
shelly R / April 2, 2014 at 09:52 pm
What I don't get is why my taxes just went up when Ford came into office at a time when Toronto ran a budget surplus.
I think the tax increase was lower under lastman/Chow. yeah I am showing my age but seriously
Burly / April 2, 2014 at 10:39 pm
Funny video... cannot wait for Mayor Olivia Chow
Sanity restored
Rob Ford / April 2, 2014 at 10:41 pm
Who is this "Nelson Mandela" again? Sounds lika a commie...can he get me some crack? And this Olympic girlie...whoozit?
Rob Ford / April 2, 2014 at 10:46 pm
Just pissed myself...
Daniel Reed / April 2, 2014 at 11:31 pm
Are we really voting on street names at city hall?? Discusting!!!!!!!! What a waste of money/city council works for us we should be giving them the agenda for the meeting.

If we really need to discuss an issue like a street name it should be an online poll that all residents have access to.
John H / April 3, 2014 at 12:23 am
What bothers me about this sinner is the fact that he lied about a man vis a vis his kids. Could any decent man do this to his own kids??
Deck / April 3, 2014 at 12:42 am
This is political child labor! Whoever is behind this your career is done, pack it in. Forcing children to behave a particular way for your own political gain is highly illegal these clowns are fucked!
Winnie Mandela / April 3, 2014 at 01:58 am
Nelson & Rob have one thing in common: Nelson won the Peace Prize, Rob the Piss Prize.
Drew / April 3, 2014 at 07:42 am
LAME! First world problem.
Drew, you bonehead replying to a comment from Drew / April 3, 2014 at 07:50 am
You don't even understand the expression "First World Problem".

say something else that is equally brilliant and illuminating, child.
Daniel Reed is right... replying to a comment from Daniel Reed / April 3, 2014 at 07:52 am
...Ford is a sick man who needs help. That he's wasting so much of the taxpayers time and money holding up real City business is intolerable.

Listen to Daniel Reed, the man knows what he is talking about when he says: ROB FORD is the WORST Mayor Ever.
Gravey Train Drop Out / April 3, 2014 at 08:08 am
I can't believe were wasting time having high paid councilors vote on a street name. Waste of our dollars again.
Sam replying to a comment from Drew, you bonehead / April 3, 2014 at 09:39 am
Corrupt politicians aren't exclusive to the 'first world'.
Gravey Train Indeed Drop Out / April 3, 2014 at 09:47 am
Let's turf Ford as soon as possible. This man is on the worst kind of a gravy train taking hookers to city hall or using city ha;;/mayor's office stationary to write recommendations for felons and dealers
OhBehave! / April 3, 2014 at 10:39 am
We weren't taking shots at the kid. We were taking shots at the child abusers who were involved in the making of this short film, and the posters on this thread who support it.

Can see by the left posts, none of you follow politics, other than the big headlines produced by the Liberal media.

There was no surplus when Ford ran for Mayor. There never is. The city coffers need to be empty when council begs the feds and the province for more money. That is the left system today, and it has ALWAYS been that way.

The Mandella street sign is just a cheap ploy by left councillors for black votes. They don't really give a hoot about blacks in Toronto. They only do enough to win votes, nothing more.

Bet if we put a rock, with Fords' face painted on it, the leftees could sit and stare at it for hours. You're so easily amuzed.
Liked your name better when you called yourself Daniel. Or was it Jeb replying to a comment from Gravey Train Drop Out / April 3, 2014 at 10:40 am
(should be Child Asshat McHighschoolDropOut??)

Funniest video ever made!
I agree with OhBehave! replying to a comment from OhBehave! / April 3, 2014 at 10:46 am
...Ford DID squander the massive, unprecedented surplus that Miller gifted him, only to blow it all within 9 months of taking office. NINE months. Emptied the coffers.

Then, with all the bootlicking Ford did with the police union contract, he put us in the biggest hole we've been in for years. Now this City is almost bankrupt, and it's delicious irony that a big part of it was Ford's extremely geenrous payoff to the police would come back to sting because now the TPS(and OPP) is going to lock Ford up.

Listen to OhBehave!, she makes a strong case: Rob Ford needs to have criminal charges brought against him. And if being a vile racist was illegal too, we'd throw him behind bars for that as well.
Safe Hands? / April 3, 2014 at 10:55 am
Speaking of coffers - Kathleen Wynne where's our money???
James / April 3, 2014 at 11:23 am
You know Rob 'junkie' Ford is a goner when cons/fascists keep bringing up Wynne

Flaherty left us with a deficit (which he,e r, miscounted by $2 billion) and for the shiiity job he got a promotion to also take Canada to a deficit.

As for the lying racist hooker banging Ford: byeeebyeeeeee
Tom / April 3, 2014 at 11:31 am
this video is just plain cool
I am one of those who prefers Chow to become the new mayor. I am baffled I guess how my taxes went up under Ford bros when the city was managed well with a surplus under Miller.
Tom / April 3, 2014 at 11:33 am
Another comment: sorry for the duplication folks. I agree with a comment I see above. Ford has no shame trying to ruin a Star reporter's life and take away the man's living by concocting a lie involving his under age children. That is it right there
RG / April 3, 2014 at 12:44 pm
It is not funny what this baffoon is doing to Toronto.
Olivia should have run last time
Better late than never
Dennis W / April 3, 2014 at 04:02 pm
Rob Ford may be the epitome of TRASH
but his groupies are the WORST
rightist trash will be shoveled out this fall.. enough of the indecency
Hey Tony Nappo! / April 3, 2014 at 11:37 pm
You rock! (as does your co-star!)

Good on you brother, this was SO good. And good to see you doing so well, too. Seem to recall a special night many moons ago, with you, me and Jill sitting in the still of night atop a mountain in Ellicotville, amazed that life could ever be so awesome. Good times.

[A.B.F., y'all]
James / April 4, 2014 at 01:00 am
This isn't that funny. I really wonder how it made my local paper
no matter whatever the case I hope this fat puke of a mayor of Toronto doesn't make more easterners come here. This city is already half full of you fool easterners
you deserve this Ford guy and his gangbanger friends
Seth / April 4, 2014 at 11:12 am
I hope Rob Ford get re elected in Toronto. Toronto deserves him you freaks and if he does not his new fame might make him do things like move here which won't do keep him GO FORDs
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