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"Discovery Canada" airs Rob Ford wildlife documentary

Posted by Chris Bateman / April 8, 2014

toronto ford documentaryRob Ford: wild, unpredictable, animalistic, and hard to track down in his native environment - perfect fodder for a Discovery channel wildlife documentary (or at least a goofy mockumentary).

Last night, Jimmy Kimmel gave viewers "a rare glimpse at one of nature's most powerful and voracious predators: the Great White Ford." Diet (primarily fermented hops,) behaviour (erratic and often aggressive,) and the err... "mating dance" all get examined.

Watch and tell yourself this is the logical byproduct of a crack cocaine scandal.

Chris Bateman is a staff writer at blogTO. Follow him on Twitter at @chrisbateman.

Discussion

78 Comments

NotThatDave / April 8, 2014 at 12:05 pm
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lost it at "the coupling is quick and violent"
#FordMoreYears / April 8, 2014 at 01:15 pm
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That's my candidate rough and tough, love it!


Join Ford Nation for the Rob Ford re-election campaign kick off
April 17th, 6:30pm 650 Dixon Road

Show support, show love, Ford more years
Schlomo replying to a comment from Flat chested Chow / April 8, 2014 at 01:41 pm
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Why should Olivia resign? She has all but won this race already!

The only extra years Ford will be getting will be inside the clink.
Doug Ford / April 8, 2014 at 02:22 pm
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I'm voting Chow...how about you?
Addicted? No Problemo!! / April 8, 2014 at 02:33 pm
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Are you an addict? Couldn't become an astronaut? A fighter pilot? A filing clerk? A septic tank pumper? Or a Mayor? Now you can! In Toronto you can do anything!! Be a cop! A firefighter! A TTC driver! A surgeon! You're an addict? In Toronto, it's NO PROBLEMO!!!
Ian / April 8, 2014 at 03:53 pm
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Billion Dollar LIAR!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVMf7NYLazY
A Proud Ford Supporter / April 8, 2014 at 04:45 pm
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I support Ford...and I find this video funny.

That's the difference. Ford supporters can actually laugh at Ford and themselves, while the haters repeat "crack!" and "international embarrassment" ad nauseam. To the haters, there has been ZERO change in their standard of living, but instead of choosing to accept themselves for their own failings, they blame someone else, namely Ford.

Sad, really.

I would laugh, but I'm crying. / April 8, 2014 at 04:50 pm
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Poor Toronto.

(Anyone But Ford, pass it on...)
You are a LIAR, sir. replying to a comment from A Proud Ford Supporter / April 8, 2014 at 05:02 pm
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A 100% Liar.

There is no way you find this video funny. This is your version of spin. Somewhere along the way on this blog someone called you out for being a humourless fuck, and this is your proactive way of end-running the inevitable (nailing you on it yet again). Problem is, it doesn't pass the sniff test. What you're doing above is simply taking something that is a truism --namely neo-conservatives (and a large sub-set of mouthbreathing liberal-haters)-- cannot take a fucking joke, especially when it contains a devastating kernel of truth.

Nice try, but sadly transparent. Try again, friendo...I know you have it in you to be less a putz-y see-thru schmoe.

Anyone But Ford.

NEXT...
#FordMoreYears / April 8, 2014 at 05:07 pm
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Join Ford Nation for the Rob Ford re-election campaign kick off
April 17th, 6:30pm 650 Dixon Road

Show support, show love, Ford more years
I'll give anyone $50 if they pour CitroMag in the Punch replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / April 8, 2014 at 05:12 pm
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...and I'll give anyone $100 if they can toss a few hits of acid into the food.

Wouldn't that be priceless seeing Ford Nation-types (i.e. pathetic stoner-loser dropouts and the fat slags they knocked up) gorging themselves silly until they started to see crazy colour and all began to shit themselves? :)

Anti-Ford Nation...you have your marching orders: make this debacle Ford is throwing a REAL party for the ages.
Here we grow again......!!!!! #FordMoreYears / April 8, 2014 at 05:14 pm
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FORD SUPPORT IS GROWING!

Ben Johnson and trailer park boys actor Sam Tarasco (played: Sam Losco) have joined the campaign team. Big Win!

http://www.citynews.ca/2014/04/08/ben-johnson-trailer-park-boys-actor-join-mayor-fords-campaign-team/
Drop it - bad Idea replying to a comment from I'll give anyone $50 if they pour CitroMag in the Punch / April 8, 2014 at 05:16 pm
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AND That would be illegal
1) for the act of doing it
2) for the act of paying to have it done



Safe Hands replying to a comment from I'll give anyone $50 if they pour CitroMag in the Punch / April 8, 2014 at 05:19 pm
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Don't worry about it. Toronto is in Ontario and all of Ontario is in Kathleen Wynne's safe hands.
The Shakes replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / April 8, 2014 at 05:25 pm
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Yes do come and watch the inevitable happen, yet again. As Ford gets drunk and stoned and ends up being escorted out of his own campaign kick off. And as he is being dragged out, you will here the chants from his loyal supporters, "What he does in his private life is no one's business", "Wynn where's our money?". It should be a great time, so yes do come out, and show your support by bringing your own ridiculous excuse for his bad behaviour, as you will get an opportunity to shout it out loud.
Bwaa-haa haa haa replying to a comment from Drop it - bad Idea / April 8, 2014 at 05:31 pm
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haaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAA

HEE HEEE HEEEEE HEEEEE HEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Since when does a Ford supporter (or a Ford for that matter) adhere to the law of the land?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Nice try, Ford employee.
Dude, don't be a supaDouche! replying to a comment from Here we grow again......!!!!! #FordMoreYears / April 8, 2014 at 05:34 pm
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Have you never been to a Ford blowout??? Why spoil the party dude when all is gratuit??? Free booze, free beer and free weed (you have to know where to look, and I ain't telling) is to be had if you just BE COOL.

I know you hate the guy. Half the people who attend will, too. But why spoil free?

Chill, bro.
Dude, don't be a supaDouche! replying to a comment from I'll give anyone $50 if they pour CitroMag in the Punch / April 8, 2014 at 05:35 pm
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Oops, that was meant for the other guy...
A Proud Ford Farter / April 8, 2014 at 05:43 pm
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I fart, therefore, I am Rob...prick me, do I not smell(of dope)? To crack or not to crack, that is the Speedo, to drive drunk, perchance to piss publicly, aye, there's the selfie...
Drop it Bad idea replying to a comment from Bwaa-haa haa haa / April 8, 2014 at 09:05 pm
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Yes but because you're on your high horse and a supreme being you should not be stooping to our criminal level OR your just another one of us and falling prey to our cause.

I'm all for a "good" against "evil" battle for mayor but if your going to start behaving on the illegal side like us then its just really evil and corrupt against lesser evil and corrupt. Think about it, I thought you were trying to be a role model for Chows grandkids.
Rory replying to a comment from Chippy The Half-Breed Klown / April 8, 2014 at 09:19 pm
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what we did was not really care about politics. Were too worried about being trendy & hip that our younger voters are getting burried in debt, that they feel there no way out AND when you feel that way that you don't even have much control over your own life you feel like you have no chance in hell in having a voice in city politics.

The 2010 election had the biggest voter turn out in decades and only what like 52% showed up to vote? Pathetic, but mean while were in other countries fighting for the right for them to be able to vote and have a say BUT we dont even want the say we've got. Our youth don't appreciate what they've grown up in. Yes its tough and yes its expensive but they are complacent once your family has been here for 3-4 generations everyones relaxed and comfortable. Mean while many immigrants are coming here with the drive to achieve a better life for themselves and families and are achieving success and understand what it is to struggle and work hard. Our youth would rather play video games, play on their iPhones and wait for something to be handed to them.
Rory replying to a comment from Chippy The Half-Breed Klown / April 8, 2014 at 09:35 pm
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ALSO I don't understand why BlogTo isn't covering any of the activities by the other candidates?
I know they may be positive stories and not so scandalous but as much as they want to dump on Ford (they have every right to) no real coverage of the other candidates? I'd expect atleast one post a week on the others and what their up to.
World's Worst Comeback replying to a comment from Drop it Bad idea / April 8, 2014 at 09:39 pm
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(see above)

No seriously...read the comment from Drop It Bad Idea just above here.

A human being actually took the time to think up and write out those seven sentences.

Fuck. Maybe we DO have the Mayor we deserve. Think I'd better hop the next bus back to New Liskeard...looks like the gene pool dried up faster than I thought it might.
Nope, Rory. replying to a comment from Rory / April 8, 2014 at 09:43 pm
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You can't have it. No other candidate coverage for you.

In fact, BlogTO specifically doesn't want you to be happy. We voted, in fact. While you were in the washroom. It was unanimous.

Maybe try your luck on Toronto Sun.com...I hear they entertain whiny bitches with wet nappies there.
Nope, Rory. / April 8, 2014 at 09:51 pm
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(you know I'm just pokin' fun, right?)

Maybe your earnest plea will not fall on deaf ears at BlogTO. Maybe they'll stand up to their sponsors and re-start Morning Brew while they're at it. They never did give a good explanation as to why they abandoned Torontonians like that, it was some pretty lively debate.
Rory is Shirley! / April 8, 2014 at 10:18 pm
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Hee hee!
Dr. Kukko / April 9, 2014 at 04:44 am
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How come the video doesn't show Mr. Ford "aggressively throwing candies at children" and "refusing to stop doing so when asked"? What a jerk!
Yusef / April 9, 2014 at 09:08 am
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Why doesn't the video show the Beaches jazz fest whining and complaining for a hand out from the government.
McNicol / April 9, 2014 at 09:17 am
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I still haven't received my grocery gift card from the ice storm, where's Wynne?
McNicol / April 9, 2014 at 09:20 am
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Norm Kelly took off to Florida to visit an apparently I'll relative, and Wynne gave out gift cards, now that's what I call an attack plan.
Doug Ford / April 9, 2014 at 10:14 am
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Yusef/McNicol are actually Ben Johnson & Cave!
Doug Ford / April 9, 2014 at 10:16 am
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Why doesn't the Seoul Olympics tape from 1988 show Ben J. doping?
Tammy / April 9, 2014 at 11:07 am
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Does anyone know why Chow is trying so hard to be an international celebrity? First a book about her life which no one cares about now this,

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/olivia-chow-goes-to-international-media-to-shame-rob-ford-1.2596152
Tammy / April 9, 2014 at 11:11 am
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Olivia Chow modeling during fashion week,
http://peachberserk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Olivia-Chow-Dare-To-Wear-Love-2009.jpg

Olivia Chow on the Red Carpet of the Canadian Screen Awards
http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2014/03/chow.jpg
Any idea why you're a catty bitch replying to a comment from Tammy / April 9, 2014 at 12:43 pm
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(even though you are --supposedly-- a man??)
Sam replying to a comment from Olivia Chow--where are my free drugs??? / April 9, 2014 at 01:38 pm
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AGREED! CHOW Likes to keep all her POT for herself. No sharing from her.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/olivia-chow-smoked-pot-a-little-bit-as-school-board-trustee-1.2572962
Gus / April 9, 2014 at 01:43 pm
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Does anyone know if all Liberals are allowed to swerve all over the map and drive drunk or just some of them

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/01/28/councillor_ana_bailao_pleads_guilty_to_drunk_driving.html
Richard replying to a comment from Gus / April 9, 2014 at 01:56 pm
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Not sure about their drinking and driving policies, clearly they get to keep their jobs regardless of behavior. I do know that Kathleen wynne, Justin Trudeau and many other liberals have admitted to smoking pot, guess it starts from the top.

What's good for the goose is clearly good for the gander with the Liberals. At least Ford is just one problem , and the lying and drug issues aren't rampant throughout the entire party like the liberals.
Jess replying to a comment from GusSam / April 9, 2014 at 02:42 pm
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Your not outing anyone other than Ford supporters whether on his team or not it makes no difference. That's how you support someone. What are you doing to support your candidate? NOTHING? just commenting on Ford posts, ahhh I see how pro-active.
Dr. Kukko / April 9, 2014 at 05:57 pm
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Maybe we deserve better people than you...damn skippy.
Can I ask you a question, Sam?? replying to a comment from Sam / April 9, 2014 at 07:20 pm
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One that you will respond to?
Can I ask you a question, Gus?? replying to a comment from Gus / April 9, 2014 at 07:21 pm
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Or are you going to chicken out again?
Gus / April 10, 2014 at 12:17 am
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If expecting to receive enough respect from me to allow a question to be presented to my throne at least have the decency to use the same name so I know who I'm talking to. I do give that same respect to these members and these posts. Or will you just chicken out again by changing your name with every post you make but expect me to understand who I'm talking too
Gus / April 10, 2014 at 12:18 am
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Anyone else want to direct 50 posts at me and change their username every time?
Sandra Pavan replying to a comment from Gus / April 10, 2014 at 07:29 am
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Okay, hotshot...you're on. This is me, laid bare. But you won't find me, my online presence is all but invisible because I just don't surf. Too, we all know your name ain't Gus...you change it not only daily, but minute by minute. Would love for you to do the same, but you're younger than me and hae more to lose I guess.

Anyway...my question is this: what would Mayor Ford have to do in order for him to lose your support? Simple question, not so easy to answer.

And to give you some background, I was asked the same thing about my guy years ago.

wait...you used Garth and Gus in the same ten minute period... replying to a comment from Gus / April 10, 2014 at 08:08 am
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so that makes you a hypocrit or a....what?

(help me out folks, the exact right word escapes me!)
Nameless Faceless but has safe hands / April 10, 2014 at 08:53 am
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Poll suggests gas-plants scandal hurting Kathleen Wynne’s Liberals


http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/04/10/poll_suggests_gasplants_scandal_hurting_kathleen_wynnes_liberals.html
Dr. Kukko / April 10, 2014 at 10:49 am
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All of you - Gus, Jess, Richard, Skippy, Safe Hands, etc., are a waste of time. You don't support someone effectively with off topic posts about Wynne, you alienate people. Boasting about Ford's acumen is also a waste of time - it's mindless advertising. Responding to you analytically is also a waste; for example, a forensic accounting analysis of Ford's 'billion dollar savings'? You are incapable of responding to such a post and blogto is not a serious forum.
Eugene replying to a comment from Dr. Kukko / April 10, 2014 at 11:08 am
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Ahh so were allowed to talk about the Billion Dollar Savings BUT NOT about the Billion Dollar spending. I get it.

Kathleen Wynne represents the riding of Don Valley West for the Liberal Party. So posts about Wynne are very relevant to the GTA and the election.
Dr. Oetker / April 10, 2014 at 11:28 am
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Rob is a great example for our youth in Cabbage town today.

Rob Ford kicks off annual mayor's cricket tournament
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/04/10/rob-ford-kicks-off-annual-mayors-cricket-tournament
Too tarded to vote, apparently replying to a comment from Nameless Faceless but has safe hands / April 10, 2014 at 11:29 am
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Okay, so Wynne is bad, we get it. So who is good?
Nameless Wonder replying to a comment from Too tarded to vote, apparently / April 10, 2014 at 11:46 am
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That's what I've been asking all of you who is good? I support Ford, you're all still talking about Ford as well and not discussing any of the other candidates. I guess maybe I'm expecting to much from these posts that they'd actually create a dialog instead of just slamming Ford.

Here are a few points from Chows campaign this week you can search out for more details
1. "Olivia Chow endorses Toronto handgun ban"
2. "'I'm Not Male. Not White': Olivia Chow On How She'll Be Different"
3. "Mayoral candidate Olivia Chow reaching out to drivers with online poll this Friday"

Nameless Wonder / April 10, 2014 at 11:49 am
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If I even post about another candidate its perceived as a distraction and deflection because you just want to keep in the "circus" tent talking about Ford. What about Chow? Tory? Stintz? Soknacki? You really don't care as long as its not Ford?
kire paputts / April 10, 2014 at 12:03 pm
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Vote for The Rainbow Kid, not Rob Ford.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsMiMsmFqxo
WTF? / April 10, 2014 at 12:21 pm
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Is Chow starting to lose it? That's quite the generalization she's making when asked about Policy.

Asked by a Toronto Star reader about how she would be different than former mayor David Miller, Chow answered

"I'm not white. Not male. Want to start there?"

DANIEL DALE: That's True, but what about Politically?


http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/04/09/olivia-chow-not-white-not-male_n_5120458.html
Dr. Kukko / April 10, 2014 at 01:24 pm
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You just couldn't resist coming out and demonstrating the idiocy of Ford supporters, could you.
I think you are confusing the provincial election with the municipal one. replying to a comment from Nameless Wonder / April 10, 2014 at 01:47 pm
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Wow, you really are totally stupid, aren't you?

News flash, candidates from one level of gov't don't run in the other. Also, the events of one election have no bearing on the other. Otherwise, the PCs would have just won Quebec, because --as your pretzel-twisted, tinfoil hat crazy logic dictates-- Harper is in power.

Look, it's simple: Wynne is going to get turfed. The NDP or the NDP-Libs will replace her. Municipally, Chow, Tory or maybe long-shot Solnacki is going to trounce Ford. Not beat him, trounce him. If the spread isn't more than 15%, I'll buy you a couple of yards of ale.

But all this pissing and moaning and panty-soaking that you've been blathering on about for 2 months is as stupid as it is boring. You are convincing exactly no one. You are riling perhaps --what-- a half dozen people. And likely those that are exvery bit as shut-in and one-track mind, nut-job, bizarro axe-to-grind, likely-to-soon-be-on-the-6-o'clock-news-for-stabbing-some-ex-coworkers, friendless and demementedly FREAKBAG as you are, and who gives a toss about greasy mumbling socially outcast losers like that??

Honestly, buddy? People just don't care that passionately about politics as you do. Sure, it's fun sport, like debating the Leafs. But at the end of the day, the more nutty you get about it, the more people just want to move their beer mug a little farther away from you and try to start up a conversation with someone else much less intense. Less creepy.

So, go as nuts as you want on here. But people have rightly pegged you to be a weirdo, and I'm pretty sure that's clung to you like smell your entire life. You just don't quite fit...either in these circles or in conservative ones either. And that's why we're ignoring you, something you're likely all-to used to, amirite?

Cheers!
Flaherty died, y'al... / April 10, 2014 at 02:33 pm
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So...uh...I guess that means there's an opening at FordFest???

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Quick Question what level of government was Olivia Chow in two months ago? What level of government is she running in now?



Hey Schooled... replying to a comment from SCHOOLED! / April 10, 2014 at 03:15 pm
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Jim Flaherty called, said your attempt to further conservative causes aren't doing his health any favours.
Doug Ford / April 10, 2014 at 06:38 pm
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I'm STILL voting Chow!
Rob Ford / April 10, 2014 at 07:28 pm
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Just found a great place to pee...right behind City Hall, under a tree! Watch where you're walking!:-P
Jim Flaherty replying to a comment from NeedsStrongArms / April 10, 2014 at 07:41 pm
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Heed my warning, kids: spend too much time hanging out with way-acidic PC Neo-cons like Harper, Hudak and Ford and before you know it--poof!
Aaron / April 11, 2014 at 08:29 am
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Ford is leading at the polls!
Aaron II / April 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
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Ford is peeing on the poles!
Hudak a murdere/ Ford still trying / April 11, 2014 at 04:57 pm
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Well? Jail for both. Stick Hudak's wife in thete too.
Vote murder! Vote Hudak! / April 11, 2014 at 04:58 pm
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Walkerton! Hudak! Walkerton! Hudak!
Dudley George / April 11, 2014 at 04:59 pm
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Vote for the murderer Hudak!
Rob Ford / April 11, 2014 at 05:00 pm
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Huh? Wha? Iads!
sniff your fingers much, bub? replying to a comment from How Cute. / April 11, 2014 at 10:39 pm
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though so.

once a mouthbreather...
Anyone but Fart replying to a comment from #FordMoreYears / April 12, 2014 at 10:29 am
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No, how about let's vote for a mayor with vision; not double vision. A homophobic, racist crack/boozehound may be the example you want for your children, but the non Tea-Baggering set would prefer someone intelligent and who loves Toronto more than they love the sight of their fat mug on Jimmy Kimmel. He is a loser who counts pencils and lunch bags; we want a mayor who knows how to lead the largest city in Canada.
Anyone but Fart replying to a comment from How Cute. / April 12, 2014 at 10:31 am
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Ford is "innocent"? You mean you are so simple you believe that the crackhouse stuff never happened? LOL! Thanks for my morning laugh.
Remove Rob Ford replying to a comment from A Proud Ford Supporter / April 12, 2014 at 11:24 am
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Rob Ford is an immature, reckless circus clown. He has extremely poor judgement and the only person he cares about is Rob Ford. He 15-minutes is coming to an end. He knows deep down inside that things are going to end badly for him.
Remove Rob Ford replying to a comment from Nameless Faceless but has safe hands / April 12, 2014 at 11:33 am
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At the end of the day Kathleen Wynn will be elected . Even though Hudak is leading in the polls, he won't win. His likeable numbers are in the toilet. Nobody likes him.

If Rob Ford makes it to the election without going to jail, he will come in a distance third with about 8% of the vote.
Doug Ford / April 12, 2014 at 07:00 pm
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Vote Chow! ABF!!
Doug Ford / April 13, 2014 at 09:09 am
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Remove Rob Ford!
Rob Ford / April 13, 2014 at 12:04 pm
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10,000 Easter Eggs! Who do I throw them at? Doug - watch out!
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