House of the Week: 116 Glen Road
This Rosedale house is one of those delectable mixtures, like
peanut butter and chocolatecoffee and cigarettes. Its bones are old, but it has countless shiny modern touches, like stainless steel, a fancy glass-railed staircase, and a really pretty wine wall. Yes, a wine wall. This place is a winner.
Address: 116 Glen Rd.
Size (square feet): 3,555
Parking Spaces: 2
Property Taxes: $11,823.00
- 100-bottle wine wall
- Five-piece spa
- His/her walk-in closets
Those families who have children to pass along their above-average genes, only to keep said children under lock and key with a nanny and/or at piano lessons, and then shout at them when they mess up the pristine white walls. In a word: ferocious yuppies.
MOVE ON IF
You're not down with filthy fake money and the evil it does. Or, you know. Just want a cheaper place that's not in Rosedale.
What do you think -- would you buy this home if you could?