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If you're not careful, a TTC turnstile might eat your bike

Posted by Chris Bateman / June 26, 2012

toronto bike ttc turnstile spadina stationTaking a bike on the TTC is a struggle at the best of times - there are staircases to climb, people to avoid and, worst of all, revolving door-style turnstiles. These cycle and stroller hungry entrances claim victims on a regular basis, despite signs on the door warning of the seemingly obvious, says the TTC's Brad Ross.

"This happens about twice a week," he explains, "we have to send someone to the station and reverse the gate. We don't have to take the gate apart, though reversing it doesn't always work, in which case the bike needs to be taken apart."

So there you have it - you've been warned, again. Don't try and post your bike through the turnstile unless you're prepared to have the comical results posted on Twitter. The image above was tweeted yesterday by Laurie Brown, the host of The Signal on CBC Radio 2.

Here are a few more examples:toronto bike ttc turnstile lawrence stationAt Lawrence Station, seen by @amanda_chumtoronto bike ttc turnstile stationVia orbz on Flickrtoronto bike ttc turnstile stationCaught by maguireji on Flickr

Discussion

50 Comments

AV / June 26, 2012 at 01:30 pm
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Back entrance at Lansdowne.... all the time..
Alex / June 26, 2012 at 01:35 pm
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I'd ask how stupid you need to be to understand that if it can't fit vertically (like a human), a six foot long object isn't going to work in a turnstile...but the question answers itself...the TTC should either bill these idiots or just jaws of life the bikes in half and hand them back...
FC / June 26, 2012 at 01:35 pm
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Are there not any actual entrances/exits intended for bikes?
SG / June 26, 2012 at 01:36 pm
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that's when 'license to procreate' seems like a good idea.
Phil replying to a comment from FC / June 26, 2012 at 01:42 pm
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Yeah. All the other entrances/exits.
MrGoldfinger / June 26, 2012 at 01:43 pm
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These bike traps exist for a reason. Ask Darwin.
Rob Ford / June 26, 2012 at 01:46 pm
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hehehe, my plan is working perfectly. if everything works out, i'll be the slimmest piece of sh!t in toronto, and therefore my pathetic weight loss plan will have worked! hahaha
opensource1111 / June 26, 2012 at 01:50 pm
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Really, how stupid do you have to be to try this?
Frank / June 26, 2012 at 01:50 pm
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I saw this when I exited the subway last night, and the first thing I thought was "That has to be vandalism." It never occurred to me that someone was actually trying to get their bike through there.
JLankford / June 26, 2012 at 01:53 pm
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Not as bad as people trying to squeeze their medium and large dogs through those doors.
JC / June 26, 2012 at 01:55 pm
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Why don't they just bike to where they're going?
Rich / June 26, 2012 at 01:58 pm
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What I enjoy most is that the idiot who gets their bike stuck usually hangs out with it for a while waiting for help. And usually that person is told they're a fucking idiot more than once by people who now cannot use the exit, due of course to someones bike being rammed into it. T

That I enjoy seeing.
Mark / June 26, 2012 at 01:59 pm
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Unfortunately this might be the best reason for bike lanes. If these cyclists are too dumb to figure out how a turnstile works and what will fit through one, then perhaps they need to be segregated from regular society in general. They aren't smart enough to be on the roads with the rest of us.
Jeff Halperin / June 26, 2012 at 02:04 pm
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If they only crammed the bike harder, pushed the turnstile at the right time, and changed the angle a bit, it could have got through.

When an entrance says 'no bikes' what they really mean is 'I dare ya, bro'.
McRib replying to a comment from Mark / June 26, 2012 at 02:22 pm
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while your wit is commendable, I'd imagine that the mouth breathers who think they can get their bikes through the turnstiles are probably the same jackoffs that ride their bikes on the sidewalk.

most actual cyclists would probably ride to their destination rather than take their bike on the subway.
K replying to a comment from McRib / June 26, 2012 at 02:41 pm
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I took my bike on the subway because it was raining (too slippery and bike too expensive to leave for too long).

Lugging it up the stairs was a bitch and when I finally got up there, the only exits were the revolving doors.

I actually managed to get mine through though :)
SooH / June 26, 2012 at 02:56 pm
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I see this at least once a month at St. Clair West... http://twitpic.com/91dovw poor bastards. I get my bike through all the time... just tip it up so it's vertical on one wheel and it fits through just fine. The best "stuck" thing that I've seen was at Union Station last winter... they were dismantling the turnstile to free a Cello or Bass, that was caught. Pretty sure that the musician missed his gig.

JennyT / June 26, 2012 at 03:10 pm
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I'm going to comment here as I have no desire to play the 'hot or not' game that is street style. One question though, since it is ALWAYS present on the page seemingly daily now, why not forget about pretending to be more than you are and just have it be the 16-30 year old Toronto 'fashion' blog. Of course bike eating, reviews of Remmington's, sex hotels and bathhouses are welcome as well... never mind the re-brand. I guess you guys is what you is... you use to be so much better though. It becoming so painful to watch.
foo / June 26, 2012 at 03:30 pm
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And, surprise! People are idiots.

Not quite as stupid as leaving one's dog or child inside a car when its 38 degrees outside, however.
Bird Deterrent / June 26, 2012 at 03:31 pm
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wow I don't have a bike so I didn't realize this was an issue. but damn...this is a serious problem. I hope the TTC is doing something to provide some kind of alternate doors for bikes. Start writing letter people
anny / June 26, 2012 at 03:40 pm
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I helped out a woman yesterday who got her stroller stuck in one of these revolving doors. The kicker...her kid was still in it. Parent of the year award.
EricM / June 26, 2012 at 03:42 pm
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Ok.. so how did any of these people think that they were actually getting through in any of those ways?! Oh, and to JennyT: You comment is indeed misplaced... but I, for the most part agree.
Phil / June 26, 2012 at 03:44 pm
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Ha, and to think most cyclists think Ford is an idiot.
Gordon / June 26, 2012 at 03:51 pm
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Sadly I've done this but in my defence I was young and foolish. Now I'm old and foolish but haven't done this recently.
Dan / June 26, 2012 at 03:55 pm
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These idiots deserve to have their bike/stroller/etc cut in half to get it out quickly, and then they need to be stabbed in the eye with a cocktail fork.

If you have a bike, ride the damn thing. If it rains, you should have checked the weather before you left home that morning. If you're too tired and lazy, then you're a fat fuck who shouldn't be riding to begin with.
bikeroo replying to a comment from Dan / June 26, 2012 at 04:10 pm
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First off, your comment is very mean, who says fat people can't bike? If anything they SHOULD be biking.

Second, not everyone who takes their bike on the subway is a "fat fuck," I do it on occasion when I have a couple of drinks in me. Not because I'm lazy but because I am doing the responsible thing and not riding home while intoxicated. I know some folks who work over at St. Mike's hospital and they are sometimes too burnt out from doing a 12hr shift to bike back home so they lug it on the ttc. This is totally acceptable and a lot safer than having some burnt out nurse try to bike back home.
Ben replying to a comment from Dan / June 26, 2012 at 04:11 pm
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What if I biked to work then ended up having a bunch of beers after and can't ride home? Do I still get the cocktail fork treatment? Mind you, I'd never try to get my bike through the turn style. And I'm probably only 3/4 fat fuck.
bbbut replying to a comment from Dan / June 26, 2012 at 04:12 pm
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There are tons of situations where you might take your bike on the subway. What if you get a flat and are nowhere near a repair shop? What if you get black-out drunk and can't manage to bike in a straight line? (me last night)

That said, I've never attempted this maneuver. There is usually that little gate, the one they need for wheelchairs/strollers...or bikes.
Ratpick / June 26, 2012 at 04:19 pm
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This is further evidence to me that motorists do not have a monopoly on stupidity.
Mayari / June 26, 2012 at 04:48 pm
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Bike and Ride is a great hybrid transportation that is actually being encouraged by the TTC. I'm not strong enough of a cyclist to go very long distances, but it's a great last-mile transport.

That being said, I've found that the subway system is rather cycle/stroller/wheelchair unfriendly.

The main issue is that there is not always signage at platform level telling you which stairs lead to exits with attendants. You go up the stairs, are faced with only turnstile exits, then you have to turn around try another exit. Not an ideal situation. While the images scream square peg round hole, I can understand why people would try it.
Derek Flack replying to a comment from JennyT / June 26, 2012 at 05:07 pm
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Hi Jenny. What is it that we no longer do that you miss? I'm happy for any constructive feedback, though your comment doesn't really give me much to work with.
Alex / June 26, 2012 at 05:13 pm
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All I can think when seeing these pictures is: "I could probably do it...if I just turn the wheel, angle the bike that way...". The TTC should hold a competition on a slow time (Sunday afternoon or something?) at a not very busy entrance to see who can actually get a bike through one of those, because I don't own a bike but now I really want to see if I could do it. It could be for charity or something.
Chris / June 26, 2012 at 05:25 pm
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you can take your bike out through the turnstile if you're smart about it. I talked a guy through it once (works best if you have a light bike). stand it up on its back wheel and ease it in ahead of you, then move into the next section behind it while holding on with your arm between the horizontal bars. Personally I'd rather just walk it back to the other exit, but it can be done.
the lemur / June 26, 2012 at 06:32 pm
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The NYC subway has unstaffed entrances where people with bikes, wheelchairs, strollers, etc., can get in through an automatic lock just by scanning their pass. We need something like that instead of these turnstiles.
har replying to a comment from Bird Deterrent / June 26, 2012 at 06:43 pm
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They do provide alternate exits. Called stairs, escalators, and doors.
Eric26 replying to a comment from JennyT / June 26, 2012 at 07:26 pm
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Won't somebody please think of the children!
Oh I'm getting the vapours! I might faint! Oh deary me! *clutches pearls*

You're ridiculous.
Bubba / June 26, 2012 at 08:19 pm
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People who do this deserve to lose their bikes because if they are that stupid then they should not be allowed on the road with any kind of vehicle!

FAIL!
Abe / June 26, 2012 at 08:46 pm
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I think we've all come to the conclusion that this is a direct result of stupidity. Can we move along and post an article about the people who ride their bikes on the sidewalk?
Gabe / June 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm
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You gotsa friggin bike ether ride it or lock it and take the TTC. Come back for your bike.... WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Daniel / June 27, 2012 at 12:57 am
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More proof cars are better than bikes: I have never seen a car stuck in the turnstile.
grimroseblackheart replying to a comment from Dan / June 27, 2012 at 03:29 am
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Yeah because the weather reports are ALWAYS 100% accurate. Weak argument.
Tim B / June 27, 2012 at 07:55 am
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People who are saying they should just bike instead of take the subway are assholes.

[1] Not every situation is predictable (beyond the getting drunk stories mentioned here)
[2] Not every distance is desirable. I live at Downsview Station, when I plan to spend the my weekend downtown biking from shopping centres to the beach, must I make the big treck down?
[3] Weather can turn sour quickly. Maybe I expected to ride in the rain, but the rain is harder than expected.

Holier than thou?
Sean / June 27, 2012 at 08:30 am
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Thank goodness for cars!
bikeroo replying to a comment from Daniel / June 27, 2012 at 09:01 am
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Pfftt, cars can get stuck on the TTC too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVtuJ_0GWCU
the lemur replying to a comment from Daniel / June 27, 2012 at 09:06 am
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Not in a turnstile, no, but ...

http://torontoist.com/2010/06/thats_not_a_streetcar/
Joe Tackspaier / July 2, 2012 at 03:29 pm
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It's sad that motorist's have to share the road with these jackasses.
the lemur replying to a comment from Joe Tackspaier / July 2, 2012 at 04:32 pm
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It's sad that people who think apostrophes are for pluralization are allowed to use the Internet, maybe even the roads too.
opensource1111 replying to a comment from Eric26 / November 18, 2012 at 09:42 pm
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How exactly is she being ridiculous?
opensource1111 replying to a comment from Derek Flack / November 18, 2012 at 09:44 pm
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Derek, I think she means the street style login comments only policy sucks. Hey look - no comments at all on street style. Winning.
bike / March 14, 2013 at 04:12 pm
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I get you cant bring a bike on the ttc during ruch hour but i have a folding bike which is pretty small. i dont get why they dont have set diamensions for the size of an object you can't bring on with you

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