Lightly used gravy train for sale on Craigslist

I'm still enjoying the gravy train jokes being tossed around post-mayoral election, and I especially like that the game has now been taken to Craigslist. Where else, after all, can one buy/sell a lightly used one of these things?

I'm not sure about the graphic -- is that what a gravy train looks like? -- but kudos to the ad's creator for his or her willingness to part with something so damn valuable. And, if the idea is to barter, I think I might have a commuter bike that's about to fall into disuse. Does that sound fair?

Hat tip to @mondoville, who tweeted this find earlier tonight.