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Morning Brew: Advertising in Schools, Pimp City, Boosting Local Wine, Park Permits Questioned, Hazel McCallion's Third Arm

Posted by Jerrold Litwinenko / October 14, 2009

toronto sunPhoto: "Sunshine Girl" by -- brian cameron --, member of the blogTO Flickr pool.

What's happening in the GTA (and sometimes beyond):

Ontario is making an effort to boost locally-made wine. Starting by dropping the totally misleading "Cellared in Canada" label would be the honest thing to do. Making knock-your-socks-off-delicious wine that could compete with wines made in other more suitable regions of the world would work too, but given that we can't control the weather, I'm not sure that can really ever happen.

"The city of Toronto right now is the biggest pimp in North America." While is sounds like something that former Toronto mayor Mel Lastman might say, these are in fact city councillor and potential mayoral candidate Giorgio Mammoliti's words. He's commissioned a study in light of concerns that sex trade laws are being challenged in the courts.

It's proven to be a losing battle, and advertising is pretty much everywhere. LCD screens are on the highway, in the subway, in taxis, and even on elevators in rental apartments. But should these same types of digital commercials be allowed in our high schools? There are some places that should be deemed ad-free, despite difficulties in securing no-strings-attached funding from private and government coffers.

Did you know that the City of Toronto pays people to harass seniors who use public parks to take group walks? A bylaw officer got all authoritative on a group of seniors who were warming up for a yoga class by strolling in Humber Bay Park. After cutting off their path and taking photos of them, he threatened to fine them because they didn't have a paid permit to use the park for classes. If my cute but feisty grandma was there, she would have told him to stick Municipal Code Chapter 608 where the sun doesn't shine.

And speaking of feisty seniors... over on Toronto Mike's blog, it's been revealed that Mississauga Mayor Hazel McCallion has three arms, and possibly is hiding even more. Back on September 13th, the Toronto Star originally posted a photo but quickly changed it to the latter (see before and after photos below), presumably because they're trying to cover up the truth*. Maybe she should join those seniors in the park, so she can give silly bylaw officers the three-handed slap*.

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*just joking!

Discussion

17 Comments

Jess / October 14, 2009 at 09:07 am
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The LCD screens could be used towards something good i.e. public service announcements about healthy eating, getting active etc but non profits don't have that kind of budget...
mr hate / October 14, 2009 at 09:38 am
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With such chronic underfunding, I have no problem with a Pepsi scoreboard or Harvey's lockers or a Roots logo on the sports uniforms. As long as the screens have far more educational content (like, say 80-20) than ads, then whoopee who cares.
malton / October 14, 2009 at 09:44 am
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An interesting response to the article about money wasted by Mammoliti "commissioning" a study:

by Larry Perlman in the National Post blog
Oct 13 2009

Prostitution in Toronto has certainly gotten a great deal of attention lately, thanks in large part to George Mammoliti and his efforts to eradicate the "world's oldest profession" in Ward 7 and Toronto as a whole.

Will prostitution ever stop? No. Will unscrupulous massage parlours and hair salons end their illegal practices? No. Will a red-light district make Toronto a safer and cleaner City? No. Will the political rhetoric make any difference? No. Will a commissioned study do anything positive? No. Finally, will the sex trade become decriminalized in Canada? Nobody really knows until the verdict, but probably not.

The solution to problems associated with the sex trade must be solved by members within each community, both residents and businesses. Apathy and turning a blind eye to illegal activity allows the sex trade to infiltrate neighbourhoods, and THAT has to stop.

Residents and business owners must identify the problems themselves, approach the Police if need be and in the end take pride in their community. It will NOT be solved by politicians pandering to the media, making silly sound bites and ordering studies.

Is it not embarrassing to all Torontonians (let alone the people living and working in Ward 7) when Mr. Mammoliti calls Toronto "The biggest pimp in North America"? It certainly is to me.

And by-the-way, the writer's reference to "blaming the adult entertainment industry and strip clubs for shady dealings" brings up an interesting point. There is a close connection between Mr. Mammoliti and Tim Lambrinos, the head of the association of Canada's strip clubs. Mr. Lambrinos once worked for Mr. Mammoliti as an Executive Assistant, had a street named in the Ward after his Mother (Lambrinos Lane), invited Mr. Mammoliti and two other Councillors to a strip club to "inspect the establishment" (in front of the stage), and is currently a member of the Emery Village BIA Board of Management (one of Mr. Mammoliti's pet projects). Of course Mr. Mammoliti does not see a problem with strip clubs...of course not...


Read more: http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2009/10/13/city-of-toronto-is-biggest-pimp-in-north-america-city-councillor-says.aspx#ixzz0TuwMsUEy
Line Levesque / October 14, 2009 at 09:51 am
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Seriously - what is with that third hand in the back of the mayor? That is just too weird! :)
jeff / October 14, 2009 at 10:26 am
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Mamoliti is such a putz! Where is the proof to support his Millerish claim that "...Toronto right now is the biggest pimp in North America."

Is that the purpose of his NOT needed study?

These guys on council should be required to present more justification before spending $$$ on any frivolous study they can imagine.

On the plus side, this candidate wannabee has just demonstrated how unsuitable he truly is. And as a councillor as well.
Pimplover / October 14, 2009 at 10:28 am
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no matter how many laws you pass to curb the ladies of the night it will always continue on as if has for hundreds of years. might as well legalize it, and tax it and check the women for diseases and so forth.
DS replying to a comment from Line Levesque / October 14, 2009 at 10:40 am
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The third hand is the one that is operating the puppet of Hazel.
Joey / October 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
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Looks like someone at The Star needs practice turning on and off their photoshop layers.
Gino Boy / October 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm
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Giorgio "Gino Boy" Mammoliti (Rob Ford's words, not mine) is an ass-hat. Christ, is the entire Toronto City Council (Lib, Con or NDP) totally deranged? Why do we keep voting these ass-hats in?
Citizen of Toronto / October 14, 2009 at 02:18 pm
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Giorgio Mammoliti is an idiot. What does he think he'll accomplish with a statement like that? A stupid remark. He needs to learn how to be a proper city councillor or better yet resign.
jack / October 14, 2009 at 03:07 pm
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is the Chucky's ex girlfriend?
Luciano Galasso / October 14, 2009 at 04:46 pm
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I totally understand the outrage about the ads in schools... but at some point you have to realize that the schools need money and advertising is an effective way to get it. The question then becomes where to draw the line, and that's a discussion worth having.
Mike W / October 14, 2009 at 05:50 pm
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I don't understand the outrage about the park permits. A commercial enterprise used the park without a permit and were warned about being fined.

The officer request information and was denied. Should he stand there helplessly and forget about the violation? Was he just supposed to let it slide because they're old?
Age doesn't mean you can violate bylaws.

Would it be as satisfying to imagine a teenager who violated a bylaw telling a peace officer to stick it "where the sun doesn't shine"?
J-dawg / October 14, 2009 at 10:35 pm
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Thanks for that Mike W

Say, guy, how long have you been a by-law officer for the city of Toronto?

Rico / October 15, 2009 at 01:14 pm
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Toronto Mayor position needs a man with a third leg.
Mike W replying to a comment from J-dawg / October 15, 2009 at 01:48 pm
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Sorry if siding with "The MAN" bothers you, but that doesn't automatically make me a (biased) by law officer.

Just like siding against them doesn't make me assume you're a (by)law breaking hooligan, dawg.
Victor / March 28, 2011 at 06:09 pm
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I suggest that Mammoliti should make his house a whore house where his mother and sisters can work as hookers. By this, he can show that he loves this society so much and is willing to contribute with the his family earning from this job.

What he is trying to do is to pollute a decent public place by using his position power and a wicked contaminated mind. If he loves the naked island and prostitution so much then why didn't he move his family there?

This society is getting worse because there existing such a venomous garbage like him!

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