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Morning Brew: March 27th, 2009

Posted by Jerrold Litwinenko / March 27, 2009

biking toronto springPhoto: "locked" by usine de nuage, member of the blogTO Flickr pool.

What's happening in the GTA (and sometimes beyond):

Bow-chicka-chicka-bow-bow [Star]. Three city councillors had lunch (mmm... "finger me foods") with beats blaring and boobs bouncing at a south Etobicoke strip club, and gave the "facility tour" a thumbs up. They didn't look at the girls, of course, but they did return late for their 1:30pm meeting.

The Ontario budget was unveiled by Liberal Premier Dalton McGuinty yesterday, but it looked a lot like a Conservative plan. This prompted the Globe & Mail to publish two separate pieces: one likening McGuinty to Flaherty, and another suggesting Harper and McGuinty are partners. While it's unlikely that both are cheating on their wives and secretly dating each other, the budget does ring more nonsensical than I expected.

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There's been an arrest in the despicable needle-in-the-ham food tampering case [CityNews] out in Guelph, but the "big jerk" who threw a live puppy in the garbage [Sun] is a mystery. Incidentally, the Sun's puppy story also wins today's "headline-that-could-have-been-written-by-a-6-year old" award.

And 6 new condo developments have been approved by City Council [NP]. It would appear that the boom isn't dead yet!

Discussion

26 Comments

DS / March 27, 2009 at 08:54 am
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I want to become a "industry facility tour" specialist.
Jerrold / March 27, 2009 at 08:56 am
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Or work for the FBI (i.e. be a Female Body Inspector).
SCREWFACE / March 27, 2009 at 09:04 am
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It is understandable that in taking this industry facility tour, they were looking for potential intercourse technicians...

So three Italian Councillors walk into a strip club. Bada Bing!
o_O / March 27, 2009 at 09:46 am
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Call it semantics but what I think shows these councillors' true intent is Di Giorgio's use of the word "girls" instead of "women" or "employees." It's a pejorative use of the word and demonstrates that this had little to do with helping out a vulnerable group of workers.

...But I'm sure they just needed *something* to do on their lunch since they'd already inspected every Etobicoke billboard, building permit and fence to make sure those municipally-regulated features comply with the law.
DS / March 27, 2009 at 10:05 am
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o_O : I and many others I know tend to call adult entertainment dance specialists 'rippers'. Good thing Di Giorgio isn't quoted saying that, eh?
o_O replying to a comment from DS / March 27, 2009 at 10:33 am
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DS, I'm not sure it makes a difference. The intent is the same. Just you'd probably admit that when you call the women "rippers" you're not thinking about trying to protect them from unhealthy working conditions.
Parkdalian / March 27, 2009 at 10:34 am
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.. and let's not forget today's National Post's editorial "Earth Hour sucks".

http://www.nationalpost.com/opinion/story.html?id=1432647

Simply shameful to be a National Post reader today(*arghhh)
Jon / March 27, 2009 at 10:39 am
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Thanks to Earth Hour, I am now aware of Earth.
Parkdalian replying to a comment from Jon / March 27, 2009 at 10:47 am
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That's great Jon! Now take care of it.
Diane / March 27, 2009 at 10:55 am
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Parkdalianm, relax and have another Coke for the environment.
Parkdalian / March 27, 2009 at 11:12 am
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*It'd be interesting to study "sarcasm" with a complete stranger online, compared to sarcasm and ridiculing someone "in person".

I doubt most people wouldn't do the latter.
Diane / March 27, 2009 at 11:17 am
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I'm ridiculing Earth Hour, not you.

You I would urge to keep examining your assumptions. And I'd do so to your face too.
BornAndRaisedInTO / March 27, 2009 at 11:23 am
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What a great way to start my morning...City Councillors inspecting a strip club but they didn't look LMFAO Ya...and I bet they might admit to trying pot in the past but didn't inhale. Thanks for my morning smile, Jerrold!
PARKDALE O.G. / March 27, 2009 at 11:47 am
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@SCREWFACE, Jon +1

@Diane Straight up. I apologize for the tree hugging hipster who thinks he's tough because he uses the name Parkdale.
Parkdalian replying to a comment from PARKDALE O.G. / March 27, 2009 at 12:08 pm
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Touche, Parkdale OG!(hahaa..)
Paul / March 27, 2009 at 02:52 pm
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brb I'm gonna save the environment by living in the dark for an hour. then i'll drive my douchey Toyota Pious or SUV over to the local Starbucks and have a celebratory latte and bottle of evian.

And as much as I dispise McGunity, I'm glad he actually introduced some income tax cuts and some corporate tax cuts. He's burning up money quicker than Obama, though!
Craig replying to a comment from Paul / March 27, 2009 at 04:24 pm
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@Paul don't forget to pick up some organic arugula, cruelty-free fairtrade oranges and $39.99/kg bottle-fed, hormone-free beef from Wholefoods on your way home!
Craig / March 27, 2009 at 04:31 pm
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I think Earth Hour is a great idea, and I'm going to do my part!

When out driving around during Earth Hour I will keep the lights on my Mercedes SUV switched off.
Parkdalian / March 27, 2009 at 04:34 pm
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Paul & Craig:

Here's a "star" sticker for you for being SO funny. Were you just voted "funniest" in your Grade 3 class?!(*congrats! WOo!)

*You know, those who don't support worthy causes(*however FLAWED or ironic they may be) probably are the biggest poluters of all.

For that, here's another sticker guys!
Craig replying to a comment from Parkdalian / March 27, 2009 at 04:39 pm
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Explain to me how Earth Hour can truly be considered a "worthy" cause, when all it would seem to do is derail money and other resources from long-established awareness raising events like Earth Day.
Parkdalian replying to a comment from Craig / March 27, 2009 at 04:50 pm
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What do i look like, Earth Day's f'n accountant?

Do YOU work for Earth Day? Are they really derailing dollars?! Show me the stats.

You know, it baffles me how you could support Earth Day and make FUN of Earth Hour! That's a little ironic dont you think?


somechick / March 27, 2009 at 05:02 pm
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I find Earth Hour offensive because it fails to include the other planets in our solar system, especially the mass formerly known as the planet Pluto. I mean don't the other planets have the right to recognition? This a form of Anti-planetism, since it insinuates that Earth is more important than the other planets in our solar system and deserves special treatment. In order to be fair to the other planets in the solar system I think we should rename Earth Hour "Planet Hour" so no group feels excluded. What about sattelites? Does the Moon and other bodies like Europa, Titan etc...do they get their own day too? Actually instead of "Planet Hour" it should be called " Solar System Body Hour", therefore comets , asteroids and moons aswell as any other physical mass in space can feel included.
Parkdalian replying to a comment from somechick / March 27, 2009 at 05:05 pm
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Alright, this just turned into Comedy Hour. Goodnight folks.
somechick replying to a comment from Parkdalian / March 27, 2009 at 05:14 pm
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Don't fall asleep with the lights on!
Paul / March 27, 2009 at 05:29 pm
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My issue with Earth Hour is that it is purely symbolic. Meting your consumption for an hour at an unsustainably low level does no good. Its not as if we can all live without lights, electronics, etc. on a consistent basis.

I'd much rather see something to target the douches (including my Pious driving neighbour!) who:
-put the garden hose on high and spend 20 minutes washing the sidewalk instead of using a rake or broom
-use the A/C when its not really needed
-let cars "warm up"

Something to target that would be FAR more beneficial than a hour of symbolism. Come Earth Hour, for every light you turn off I'll turn on three.
Parkdalian replying to a comment from Paul / March 27, 2009 at 11:00 pm
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Now we're getting somewhere Paul! Suggesting ideas! Why didn't you mention these before?

*I wish i could say the same thing about "somechic". Wasting her time online by not contributing maturely to a simple discussion. Sad.

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