Mumps Are Out There -- Don't Listen To Coca-Cola

While it may finally have dropped out of the line-up on most sensational television news programs, Toronto Public Health warns that the mumps may not be done spreading in T.O.

Continue avoiding those pesky east coast university students in Kensington Market (errrr, right) and do not be fooled by the clear message being sent out by the ginourmous Coke bottle now at College & Spadina -- multiple straws is not a safe way to share drinks. Think of the backwash... the backwash, damnit. *shudder*