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Why I won't buy The Little Book of Rob Ford

Posted by Derek Flack / January 27, 2011

Rob Ford BookAs much as it's a cliche to say that one should avoid judging a book by its cover, in some instances this really isn't the worst practice - especially when the publisher's blurb reveals pretty much exactly what to expect from a particular title. Such is the case, I suspect, with the soon-to-be-released The Little Book of Rob Ford, published, almost unbelievably, by the once noble House of Anansi Press. CanLit fans will know this as the same press that brought us such classics as Margaret Atwood's Survival, Northrop Frye's The Bush Garden, and co-founder Dennis Lee's poetry (amongst other titles).

Why a house with such roots would deem it a good idea to publish a book of questionable quotations from Toronto's new mayor is slightly mystifying. Despite the fact that it's unlikely that a book of recycled and mostly well-known sound bites will garner much buzz (and revenue) beyond the week of its release, Anansi is still willing to take a chance on permanently sullying its reputation with such a substance-less offering. And even if the whole thing is one big joke from the so-called Unknown Torontonian (who's credited as the author), the logic behind such a publication remains dubious.

Sure, some of the quotations will be humorous and still others will be horrifying, but it's all old news. It'd be better to scroll through the hundreds of Rob Ford videos on YouTube, which surely many have already done. Not only that, but it' all just a little juvenile, isn't it? I'm as up for a Rob Ford joke as the next guy, but it seems counterproductive to me to dwell on such well-known blunders and politically incorrect statements. As seems to be written in the comments around here quite often, "Ford won the election - it's time to get over it."

For the record, I'm all for intelligent and engaged criticism of Ford's policies, but assuming this title comes as advertised, it's unlikely to offer anything in this capacity. While it remains to be seen if the book shows any balance in the curation of its quotations, the few that are offered for our delectation on Anansi's website don't exactly inspire confidence. Who knows? Maybe I'm missing something, and this'll prove to be a wildly successful and laugh-inducing offering. But to say that I'm dubious that such a thing will come to pass would be a massive understatement.

The Little Book of Rob Ford is due out some time next month and will retail for $8.99.

Discussion

54 Comments

Torontonian / January 27, 2011 at 06:15 pm
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It's surprising that Anansi would print this.
That's really going downmarket.
But remember that there were similar books
about Mike Harris. I had one of them and
I got it from the remainder table at World's
Biggest Bookstore.

This will probably hit the remainder bins
quickly or else be pulped.
Shannon / January 27, 2011 at 06:25 pm
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@Derek

You can tell us the truth it be on your coffee table as a conversation starter. :p :p
Matt / January 27, 2011 at 06:40 pm
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I'm surprised that Flack and "Torontonian" are so uptight. Anansi aren't going to permanently sully their reputation with this. Jesus... it's a tossed off little book that'll probably cheaply. An impulse buy for shops to put near the cash register to commemorate our gaffe-prone new mayor.

It's a quick-and-dirty release and I don't think Anansi mean it to be anything else. Lighten up.
Jen / January 27, 2011 at 06:46 pm
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I mean... have you seen the book? This is not a snarky comment, I just don't see what the fuss is about.

Why do you think this will be a bad thing?

The press must see a value (monetary, publicity, politics, whatever) in publishing this thing. Seems to me we should actually see the book before we condemn Anansi. And, if it turns out to be a flop, then too bad for them.
Sean / January 27, 2011 at 06:52 pm
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I have absolutely no idea why anyone would spend money on this.
Mike / January 27, 2011 at 06:55 pm
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Wait derek doesn't like rob ford? tell us more.




you whiny self absorbed moron.
Greg / January 27, 2011 at 06:55 pm
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@Matt and @Jen

The most obvious reason to condemn this books is that it sounds like it's a waste of the paper it's printed on. Presses like Anansi shouldn't be offering up such cheap crap on a subject that's worthy of careful criticism and debate.
bob / January 27, 2011 at 07:03 pm
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There's nothing wrong with publishing a collective volume of quotes from one of the city's most foolish, fatuous, absurd human beings (shockingly in a position of much power).

Maybe someone thought it was time to expose the things this man has said? I'm sure this city's bad habit of short-term memory needs some refreshing.
oh / January 27, 2011 at 07:04 pm
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How self-righteous is it that you somehow see yourself above free-speech.
Stra / January 27, 2011 at 07:27 pm
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Derek - your writing style never changes (I suppose a good thing in some instances, but a bit boring for a daily blog). You tend to spend a little too much time setting yourself up for what we the readers already know is an inevitable - and that is you dislike something. And then you continue to spin your wheels on why you do. Meh.
Stra / January 27, 2011 at 07:30 pm
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oh and also lets get the cat out of the bag - Derek is your pseudonym for Tim right?
Serge / January 27, 2011 at 07:44 pm
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The line from the story really irritates me: "Such is the case, I suspect, with the soon-to-be-released The Little Book of Rob Ford, published, almost unbelievably, by the once noble House of Anansi Press."

Wow folks, bias or what?! Please don't give me the old "But we're a blog, not a newspaper!" line. "Almost unbelievably"? Did you say the same when David Miller's piece of crapola tome was dropped on the public last year?

I'm not defending Ford here; I am commenting on your editorial bias.
well replying to a comment from Serge / January 27, 2011 at 08:03 pm
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But it is his blog, he can be as biased as much as he wants. I don't think I have the right to tell him to stop being biased on his blog.

And it is no secret that Derek dislikes ford, and this blog is very left leaning.
Derek replying to a comment from Stra / January 27, 2011 at 08:31 pm
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This is going to sound disingenuous, but it's not: I actually find your comment rather refreshing. If I worry about anything, it's that I'm too positive in my evaluation of most things.
Derek replying to a comment from Serge / January 27, 2011 at 08:41 pm
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Hey Serge, you completely miss my point, as have others here who continue to assume - falsely - that I have some vendetta against Rob Ford. The reason why I don't like the idea of this book and won't buy it is that I think it cheaply capitalizes on Ford's past mistakes/gaffes/missteps. As much as I think some of these need to be remembered, this collection of quotations is an example of precisely the type of "Ford bashing" that this blog is continually accused of (and of the most smarmy kind). Could it be that maybe just maybe your determination to categorize us as left-leaning is actually a better example of bias? I'm quite sure that it is.

Oh, I probably shouldn't have to point this out, but this is not a book by Rob Ford - unlike the Miller text to which you refer - it's a little exercise in poking fun. Get it now? I'm exhausted...
Serge replying to a comment from Derek / January 27, 2011 at 08:53 pm
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@Derek,"Hey Serge, you completely miss my point, as have others here who continue to assume - falsely - that I have some vendetta against Rob Ford."

Hey Derek, if others "miss your point," perhaps you expressed it improperly.

If you want to write an anti-Ford editorial, please, be my guest... but include a disclaimer. If you want to make it as a journalist, attacks on Ford disguised as news won't cut it.
Serge replying to a comment from Derek / January 27, 2011 at 09:00 pm
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One more thing, Derek: I know of a number of people who stopped reading Torontoist (myself included) because of the inane editorial rants from David Topping... I like BlogTo, so be wary not to travel down the same editorial path.

As mentioned earlier, a certain slant is acceptable, but elaboration is needed, along with a semblance of balance.
Susan / January 27, 2011 at 09:01 pm
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I think a number of people here could benefit from my classes. Reasonable rates, flexible scheduling.
Joe Scratch / January 27, 2011 at 09:04 pm
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I agree with every quip Rob Ford is quoted as saying. That's probably why he won my a landslide. He says what the majority of us think but are afraid to say or be labelled something negative by our p.c. liberal self-absorbed society.
Adam Sobolak / January 27, 2011 at 09:10 pm
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If anyone can trace a copy of John Robert Colombo's "Quotations from Chairman Lamport", it'd be appreciated.
Bob replying to a comment from well / January 27, 2011 at 09:15 pm
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It's not his blog. Otherwise it would be blogDF.
Well replying to a comment from Bob / January 27, 2011 at 09:29 pm
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He is the boss here, he does the whip cracking and feeds the pet sharks, and makes sure the guard prairie dogs are chained during the day.
Latrina Dubutte / January 27, 2011 at 09:35 pm
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Derek gives a holy damn about our city and is posting about it here on this blog; he doesn't have to. I don't see any of you submitting your entries about how giving door prizes to cyclists and killing kittens along the Humber River is satisfying to you, so until you can formulate 800 words about how BlogTO represents your city, I think that those in disagreement of what is posted here should settle down some.

I think though, that it is hilarious that Anansi published this. Peggy must need some funny toilet reading for her guests at the cottage.
Bubba / January 27, 2011 at 09:51 pm
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it's all about the Gravy Train.
dave / January 27, 2011 at 09:56 pm
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maybe a little less "the sky is falling, OMG!!!" writing would help balance out these fear mongering posts

why not wait till something "horrendous" ACTUALLY happens, and then critique it?

unless you're a Republican, or something
dave / January 27, 2011 at 09:57 pm
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it might make you (appear to be)less of a whiner
Mike / January 27, 2011 at 10:43 pm
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So if you don't have a vendetta against ford why is it that you act like he is satan on earth and write a whiny blog about him almost daily? Like publishing a book about him actually sullies the reputation of the publisher?
Mr. Anti-Bullshit replying to a comment from dave / January 27, 2011 at 10:49 pm
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Listen to what the neocon morons are saying, as usual; all it shows is that morons like you don't care about the city and want it to go to hell in a hand-basket, due to the massive amounts of neocon Kool-Aid that you drink everyday. Got any more bullshit you want to say, neocon stooge/Ford sycophant?
Dave replying to a comment from Serge / January 27, 2011 at 10:52 pm
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Sarge,

You should probably pass on this book. It's for people who can read.
the lemur replying to a comment from Serge / January 27, 2011 at 10:54 pm
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I don't see how anyone could miss the fact that Derek's problem, regardless of his views on Ford, is with Anansi thinking it's a good idea to attack Ford in book form, especially if you read the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs.
the lemur replying to a comment from Serge / January 27, 2011 at 11:01 pm
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His editorial bias is against Anansi for lowering themselves to publishing a cheap attack on Ford, given his points:

-not in line with the character/tone of their previous publications
-dubious motivation
-recycled material, old news
-juvenile, counterproductive
-no evidence of balance
-unlikely to offer intelligent criticism,
etc.

Antony / January 27, 2011 at 11:02 pm
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Interesting that you see printing a book of someone's quotes as an "attack" on them.
the lemur replying to a comment from Antony / January 27, 2011 at 11:11 pm
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It can be, if you're selective about the quotes.
Joshie / January 27, 2011 at 11:37 pm
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Buy it DoorKnob!!!! This is the future if the city, this is from the mayor...
Joshie / January 27, 2011 at 11:38 pm
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This is the future of our city, this is from the mayor
Joshie / January 27, 2011 at 11:39 pm
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CORRECTION NOTICE:!!!!
Joshie / January 27, 2011 at 11:40 pm
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PUBLICATIN NOTICE:
errington replying to a comment from Stra / January 27, 2011 at 11:48 pm
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why don't you stop reading his article then? Jeez.
Dan / January 27, 2011 at 11:56 pm
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THIS IS 2011, YOU GET YOUR BALLS TO THE WALLS!!!!! YEAH
Kieren / January 28, 2011 at 12:40 am
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BLAH BLAH BLAH I HATE THE INTERNET WHY IS STUFF PUBLISHED TAHT I DONT LIKE

WAH WAH WAH
bam / January 28, 2011 at 12:42 am
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stop it all of you!!! it's just a goddamn blog!!!
..it's just silly. and annoying that so many find it as news.. c'mon. it's just a commentary on news that everyone should already know from other sources! if you want to vent for change then go somewhere else where it may have a voice.
either way Derek, I love it! keep it up! :)
bam / January 28, 2011 at 12:50 am
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again as a genuine applaud, Derek, awesome articles!
E Grant / January 28, 2011 at 08:11 am
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Worst. Re-written press release. Ever!
Alex / January 28, 2011 at 09:19 am
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Jesus f*cking Christ, do you neo-cons ever stop? If you even bothered to read the article, you'd see that he's criticizing the publisher, no Ford. He literally says NOTHING negative about Ford. He's essentially defending him against Anansi's ridicule (and if you follow the link he's provided, you can easily determine that it IS ridicule).

If you hate Derek so much, why do you all comment on every g*ddamn article he writes? Continually? I see the same names popping up almost daily. Do you really have nothing better to do?
rick mcginnis / January 28, 2011 at 09:25 am
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Please define "neocon" for me. Seriously - do you know what you're talking about?
sanjay / January 28, 2011 at 09:25 am
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what an obese pos
Alejandra / January 28, 2011 at 10:16 am
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There are so many negative reactions here. If you don't like the person. Then don't read this article. That's all,period.
Mike W replying to a comment from Alejandra / January 28, 2011 at 01:12 pm
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If I don't like a book, should I not complain about it?

If i don't like the books a publishing house, should I not lament about how it's fallen from grace?
Rachel / January 28, 2011 at 01:15 pm
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I am surprised no one has concluded yet that Derek IS Rob Ford. I mean, we all heard of Queens Quay Karen, and really, have you ever seen a picture of Derek and Rob Ford together?

Good grief.
Voice From Above / January 28, 2011 at 03:43 pm
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Maybe it's time to disable the comments feature here.
Serge replying to a comment from Dave / February 5, 2011 at 01:38 pm
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@Dave,

"You should probably pass on this book. It's for people who can read."

Umm, read my comment, genius.

I love Ford, I love what he stands for, and yes, I will still buy the book, much like the little tome on New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg. Assuming you possess a scintilla of intelligence, "Dave," you might know that Bloomberg's former employees self-published a nasty little book of Bloomberg's nasty comments before the NY mayoral race, hoping it would discredit him.

Guess what? It didn't, and he's mayor. Much like the Leftie media in Toronto trying to assail Ford's character with nefarious comments about his ancient Florida DUI, the marital incident, and his comments about hard-working Asians.

My point? Bloomberg won. So did Ford. I will buy the book, and smile at Mayor Ford's honesty. He is a true anti-politicians in the traditional sense.

The ones who hate Ford can either suck up, suck it, or leave Toronto. Ford is the best thing to happen to this great city in decades.
Suzi Q replying to a comment from Mike W / February 5, 2011 at 04:32 pm
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@Mike W,

"If I don't like a book, should I not complain about it? If i don't like the books a publishing house, should I not lament about how it's fallen from grace?"

ONE book on a particular subject means a publisher has "fallen from grace"? By your "logic," does that mean that a film production company that does art films has gone down a slippery slope when they co-produce a Vin Diesel movie?

Mike W, your comment is illogical.
Joseph de la Plante / May 2, 2011 at 10:42 am
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How can anything about Rob Ford be little?

Zing!
dean / May 29, 2011 at 10:21 pm
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Dave please , it's not about the so called left or right here.
FACTS were reported about Fords past behaviors and this is done with any person in public office.

And it is relevent in understanding Fords thinking based on his track record.

There were some disturbing things such as his abusing his wife to the point that she had to call the police on him.

Personally I think the man is a jackass !

All that was reported about him was true , and he lied about impaired driving whitch in itself tells me he is not a man of any class or honesty.

But I suppose it matter not to you what he is as long as he saves you some taxes , your asn idiot ! But I guess your post already establishes that.


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