Who would've thought that saris, traditional Indian female garments, could be compared to the "exoticness" of leather miniskirts?

But, in a somewhat dated article published by IndiaDaily, apparently, Toronto girls of Indian descent are riding on the boom of Bollywood films and "busy making big bucks with sari stripping."

Reporter Tareena Raina said the girls wear saris to attract dudes and strip off the layers of clothing behind hotel doors. She also claimed this is also catching the eyes and ears of politicians, Bollywood directors, actors and producers, anxious to board a plane to Pearson to check out "this massive display of Indian sex."

So, I was curious: does this apply today? We've seen hordes of fans line up for Guru at last January's Elgin Theatre just to get a glimpse of actors Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan, dubbed by Western media as India's "Bollywood Brangelina." So there's no question Bollywood in Toronto is still a huge market.

But when I asked around about sari stripping, no one really knew what the hell I was talking about.

For those who have been naughty and waited till the last minute to figure out what to get their loved one(s), we here at TnO have come up with a spicy meatball of a list that may get your, uh, stocking stuffed in the bedroom after your partner rips open the wrapping paper on these hush puppies.


Delight Rechargeable
Want to rock the clit and g-spot but sick of batteries dying and can't seem to locate an extension cord for your plug-in vibes? Well, Fun Factory brings vibe design to an ultimate new height with Delight. Made of non-porous and phthalate-free silicone and hard plastic, this rechargeable, simultaneous external/internal vibrator charges in its own sexy, discreet case. The convenient handle accommodates both solo and partner play, and also helps to make the g spot and clitoral zones accessible at once with different intensities and pulsations. The rechargeable battery lasts 90 mins. at high speed and takes three hours to charge fully. (4" x 1 3/4")
$172. Available at: Come As You Are, 701 Queen Street West, 416-504-7934.

Nexxtech Rechargeable Wand Massager
I haven't tried this vibe, but I passed by it at a Circuit City and it caught my eye. Its three massage surfaces help "work deep into muscle for total relaxation." And hey, it's on clearance and less than $10. Worth a shot!
$9.99. Available at: The Source: Circuit City, selected locations. Check Web site for details.

As part of a Pacific Mall excursion last weekend, I wanted to check out iMaid Cafe, Canada's first anime-themed restaurant in Scarborough.

Passing by the big red storefront at McNicoll and Kennedy, I got excited - there's something kind of creepy and cute about little Chinese waitresses dressed as maids - but before I could oust a high-pitched "Yatta!", it appeared the windows had been boarded up after only a year in business.

Does this mean T.O. isn't ready for cosplay - a Japanese subculture centered on dressing up as characters from manga, video games or pop bands - in all its kitschy and kinky forms over a bowl of noodle soup?

In Tokyo's Akihabara district, (otherwise known as the city's "nerd central," for gamers, comic buffs and Hentai), maid cafes are popping up every week. Asian girls dressed in revealing, frilly maid outfits, who will greet customers with a "Welcome home, master," bowing deeply, hands clasped. In one cafe, maids get down on their knees to stir the cream and sugar into the customer's coffee.

At Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare in the area, diners can follow up a meal with a range of grooming services, including ear cleanings. Diners can also receive fully-clothes massages and for $75 US, customers can chat with a maid one-on-one in a private room. Maids at other attentive shops even offer to spoon-feed customers at their table.

Nikki Benz eggs on the ladies and gents at the media launch of the Everything To Do With Sex Show.

Earlier tonight, Club Wicked was packed with a lot of hot sweaty bodies and one tipsy Porno the Clown. But in addition to the usual business of swinging upstairs, downstairs had just as many half-naked shenanigans.

Organizers of the Everything To Do With Sex Show gave the media a bit of a teaser and taste of what's to come this weekend including lingerie a' plenty, belly dancing and Caribbean male strippers. But it seems the main attractions were the big adult industry names gracing the stage.

Last night, seven of my friends plotted a night of mayhem before our pals, Niki and Darryl, tie the knot Elvis-style in Vegas on Halloween Night.

Having never planned a stag-and-doe, besides a night out at a strip joint, some handcuffs and blindfolds, we had no idea what to put the couple up to. Thank God for liquor and porn.

Performing for a sold-out crowd at the Bloor, Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival showcased 31 short films from Toronto, Montreal, the U.S., U.K. and Australia with the theme of - you guessed it - naughty adventures.

You know that quote from Chasing Amy where Banky Edwards says that all lesbians are just straight women in need of some good "deep dicking?" Well, I don't know about the lesbian part, but as a straight chick, I know I concur with the latter part.

Months ago, I was in a relationship with a clinically depressed boyfriend with zero sex drive. He would keep falling asleep while going down on me (He claimed it was because he felt "so relaxed" doing it), it was really difficult to feel wanted or even the least bit satisfied. Frustration was the tip of the iceberg. I swear I developed cobwebs "up there" a la Drop Dead Fred.

Now, since meeting a new partner, I have a new outlook and a new set of adventures and somehow, stumbled from cobweb city to spicy sausage factory.