We All Scream for Happy Endings
When I went to New York a few years back, my then-boyfriend and I went for a romantic Valentine's Day massage at a midtown spa. Aside from misplacing our reservation, the rubdown was pretty good - so good in fact, that both masseuses pulled down our underwear and began vigorously kneading our doughy bums. I distinctly remember looking over at him and mouthing, "What the fuck?"I was anticipating the two women to tell us to turn over and whisper, "Would you like me to finish you off?" But sadly, it was a tease. That was the end of it.
Closer to home, although the market may be small, surely there must be places where a chick can get her own version of a rub-and-tug, perhaps a "rub-and-lick?"







I have to admit - I'm a sucker for the Rants and Raves section on Craigslist. Recently, I came across a post for the
I was paid $12 an hour to break up marriages.
Who would've thought that saris, traditional Indian female garments, could be compared to the "exoticness" of leather miniskirts?
For those who have been naughty and waited till the last minute to figure out what to get their loved one(s), we here at TnO have come up with a spicy meatball of a list that may get your, uh, stocking stuffed in the bedroom after your partner rips open the wrapping paper on these hush puppies.
As part of a 
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